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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Orientation Schadenfreude

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 12 Comments

Orientation can be fun, provided you’re drunk or Kenneth the page. Columbia is very nice to you during NSOP (relish it!) and rents out the Met and everyone smiles and tells you where Pupin is when you ask them. There is, however, the underlying problem that you don’t know any of these people, and there’s […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 19 Comments

It’s listening time, kids. The Blue & White bestows more gems of wisdom: So you’ve arrived on campus, and you’re eager to find that work-study job that pays ten dollars an hour to sit on your derriere and do homework. Well, oh most Francophilic freshman, the B&W has some advice for you: avoid the Butler […]

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Big Wigs Want You! Sort Of

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 6 Comments

In July, we wrote about Kenneth Cole’s new and somewhat surprising friendship with Columbia. The details were slightly murky, but we knew that it was something to do with community service and a summer internship. Today, Deans Moody-Adams and Peña-Mora sent around an email officially announcing the Kenneth Cole Community Engagement Program. Prospective Kenneth Cole […]

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The Definitive Guide To Butler Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 32 Comments

Five years ago, in The Blue & White, Chris Beam, CC ’06, answered all the questions anyone has ever had, past present and future, about Butler Sex. It remains one of the great masterpieces of our time. If you don’t know, now you know. When it comes to self-aggrandizing myths, Columbia rivals the Greeks. The […]

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A Fictional Census of Morningside Heights

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 13 Comments

From our Mapril issue of The Blue & White, Maddy Kloss charts a map of where to find Morningside Heights’ best-known fictional characters. Click to enlarge in a popup window.

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Personals: Orli Matlow, GS/JTS ’15

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a bey for a jay
date orli she's great
lincoln assassination jokes -- too soon?
people we sit next to in econ
personals
that face
we love canadians

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Students Protest Award Recipient Sherry Lansing

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athena film festival
can't even watch a movie in peace
columbia students love to protest
fighting for justice
SWS strikes again!
the spirit of '68
united students against sweatshops

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So(chi) Many Problems: Why We Love the Olympics

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bwog can't get enough olympics
germany looked bold and beautiful
hunger games inspired fashion
let the games begin!
putin is not amused
ralph lauren has done it again folks
sochi 2014
someone's in major trouble for that ring fiasco
the olympic games
we're glad we weren't on the tech crew for this ceremony

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Overseen: Dark Fortune

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barnard pool
bwog isn't good at swimming but we like to sit poolside in a swimsuit
foreboding shit
fortune cookies
overseen
predicting the future
taken too soon
whoever did this is very optimistic or just very rude
your talents will be suitably rewarded...in bed

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Chad Washington’s Hate Crime Case Dismissed

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10 days of community service
adjournment in contemplation of dismissal
an acd is the most wishy-washy way to solve a case
bwog is not proud of cu football
case dismissed
chad washington
cu football
hate crime

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Bwoglines: Getting Wild Edition

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'merica
breaking into the white house
bwog likes to scream
bwoglines
columbia fencing
don't pull your vibrant red hair out
feeling wild
going for the gold
our uniforms may have looked like ugly christmas sweaters but we're still on top
people over 80 still doing cool things

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Personals: SB

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100% believe magic is real
butler 209
butler represents
can we get a confidence interval on that percentage
can we just throw out that at the time of writing this 69 people like the personals link
choose peanut butter always
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match
personals
selfie revolution
the best pizza is free pizza...unless it's famiglia
true friends submit personals together

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Named Scholarship Reception Speaker Makes Surprisingly Ungenerous Remarks

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abolish the capitalist system
but good on him for donating
daniel loeb
endowment-driven bullshit
mmm political views
named scholarship reception
passionate tips
rude
why can't these hedge fund managers just share the hedge

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