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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

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Batten Down the Hatches, Take a Nap

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 6 Comments

Hurricane Earl is ready to spew some nasty moderate rain over Manhattan. Barnard Director of Public Safety Dianna Pennetti sent out a rather alarmist email to students this afternoon and here’s the takeaway: There’s a Tropical Storm Watch in effect for Manhattan this evening. So it might rain and be windy like Claremont Ave. in […]

"hurricane" outweighs "not that much rain" in administrative panic-calculus

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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Orientation Schadenfreude

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 12 Comments

Orientation can be fun, provided you’re drunk or Kenneth the page. Columbia is very nice to you during NSOP (relish it!) and rents out the Met and everyone smiles and tells you where Pupin is when you ask them. There is, however, the underlying problem that you don’t know any of these people, and there’s […]

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Columbia Chess Club Wins Inter Ivy Championship (in Chess)

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AN INTERNATIONAL MASTER
blue ivy
damn ou rteam is super good
i wish princeton were there for us to beat
ivy league champs yo
just yeah.
kickass at lyf
shellacking
ultra fancy
winning
yay

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2girls1snack: Cheesecake Edition

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2girls1snack
bwog eats things for you
cheesecake thighs
graham cracker crust heaven
it's the girls room
milano you did us good
punching kids at nussbaum: a memoir by bwog
the girls had to do this over two days to avoid throwing up
we shall overcome (our bursting stomachs)
westside has it all
your favorite series title to read and feel dirty after doing so

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Bwoglines: It’s a Long Story Edition

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and this beef is scary as shit
bwoglines
i'm hungry and woke up late
jesus christ buddha prophet vishnu save me from evil pink mounds of malintentioned meat slabs
longbwoglines
no one is safe
these dead people r saddening
this michael sam dude is cool

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Personals: Rachel and Jamie

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1020 4ever and always
game of thrones reference about jaime lannister
it's like the bachelor but better
personals
slime time
spice up your life
sure is hard to climb a tiny wall while holding a rose
true love

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Bwog Asked: What Olympic Sport Would You Play/See?

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bwog asked
bwog is still bitter about not being trained as a skating pro at a young age
bwoggers gotta dream
the olympics: a thing in which you realize you have done so little with your life
we would stay in one of the shitty hotels considering we already live at columbia
where's bwog's press pass?

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School Spirit So Rare It Needs a Hashtag

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"Our Blue"
#OurBlue
#turnitblue
#turntblue
columbia is actually a state school at heart
deantini did it first
do people still use hashtags?
gotta love that arrested development reference
stop trying to make hashtags happen
student government trying so hard to be relevant
we blue ourselves with excitement
we're hip and cool

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USenate: PACSA to be Reviewed

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also they adopted the minutes and agenda it was fun
bwog also snagged 2 free oreos so there's that
condolences to PrezBo
having fun isn't hard with a library card
mmm agendas
pacsa
quality of life survey
sexual assault
so many committees
Student Affairs Committee
usenate plenary

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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bwog is brief this week
bwog meeting
bwog needs a tinder account but just to find new friends
come sit with us and eat string cheese
those police officers doe
why wasn't bwog invited to go to the opening ceremony?

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