Don’t go to Butler, not like you were planning on it anyway! Four firefighters wielding firefighter-axes just walked into Butler. Everyone else is outside, huddled under umbrellas, complaining about their Art Hum papers. Don’t go to Lerner either, because it’s packed now. If you’re here already: there are free dinner rolls and some casserole-looking thing […]
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