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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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NSOP Schedules Are Here! And We Know What You’re Doing Next Week

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 51 Comments

Update, 8/28: Remember that bizarro fire ritual (not this one) they do one night of NSOP? We hear that this year, that’s being replaced with a screening of Remember the Titans. Freshmen-in-waiting, break out your day planners…now! The 2010 NSOP Committee released the precious schedule books today, which as always contain more mandatory Orientation activities […]

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Sixteen Recent Columbia Alumni Win Fulbrights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 13 Comments

A new record for old Baby Blue, if that’s what that color is.

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Welcome to Bwog.com!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 9 Comments

Adjust your bookmarks, tell your friends. Wahoo!

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Glass House Rocks 2014: Underwater??

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bwog does glass house
dat polka dotted skort tho (bwog's got a crush)
fuck everyone who says we've got no sense of community
glass house rocks
glass house rox
late confused and poorly informed should be the name of a novel based on a movie based on a novel of bwog's life
the cupcakes were blue and green that means underwater right
this would be the sort of thing columbians actually come out for
underwater carnival you mean underwater basket weaving right

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Happy Bwogentine’s Day

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bitches love pokemon references
bwog did this on photoshop because it was too cold to scan in butler
bwog gets creative
get low
making bwog queerer one pokemon reference at a time
to the wall
to the window
valentine's day

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Ask Bwog: Emergency V-Day Condoms

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Alice!
cabs are always classy
columbia health services
condoms
dating Barnard girls has its perks
Duane Reade rips us off every time and we just take it
free condoms
I think the bottom left is boysenberry flavor
mama bwog
safer sex
Tippy the Tipster
valentine's day debauchery

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Personals: Sarah, Richard and The Diana

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by "serenade you with my oboe" he means..
chocolate chip cookies as a redeeming characteristic
do me in the vagelos
mallllkkkk
personals
sexybrains
we laugh everytime we hear it called "the vag"

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Lost: Green Wallet

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Lost and Found

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Deantini, For the Longest Time

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A cappella is sexy
a gallon and a half and it's only noon
Bwog will not cry today
Dean Awn
deantini
Deantini and the Kingsmen sitting in a tree
For the longest time
sultry serenade
the kingsmen
V-day platonic hugs sound wholly depressing

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Bwoglines: The Sun is Shining Edition

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ain't no sunshine when you're gone
bwoglines
do you have a date? Bwog has a date
happy valentine's day!
just kidding we broke out the gallon of ice cream a half hour ago
polar bear plunge
Venmo just got a payday

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The Great Alaskan Snow Penis

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all is right with the world
benefits of the snow
breathtaking
Bwog salutes you
hope it's still there tomorrow
on the sundial no less
your peers are really very talented

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