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Day One: The Human Knot

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 23 Comments

Bwog spent thirteen hours at Orientation yesterday. Here’s some of what we found. (Hey Housing! We love you very much, wanna let us move in early?)

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Dear Bwog: Heat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 33 Comments

Dear Bwog, It’s fucking hot. ~Sweat Bead Dearest Sweat Bead, Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, […]

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Barnard Convocation: Joan Rivers Was Here

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Nino Rekhviashvili, BC ’14, participated in a large and fire-hazardous ceremony at Barnard Convocation last night. She reports here. If you’d like to contribute to Bwog, please email us at contribute@bwog.com! At 7:00 PM, hundreds of freshly moved-in first year Barnard women wearily congregated in Barnard Hall for Convocation. DSpar, maestro of ceremonies, reminded fresh-faced […]

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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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Substance-Free Housing: A Vomitless Floor in McBain?

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4 am fire alarms are the great equalizer
alternative mcbain living
dry life has its perks
if only mcbain's toilets actually looked that good
mcbain may be the only option for sophomores...but at least you have options within mcbain!
substance-free housing
vomit-free
we bet the dry floor is much less smelly and sloppy

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What’s that (G)Lowing Through the Storm

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#turnitblue
Bwog actually isn't sick of the snow yet.
low library stop trying to be the Empire State Building
low looks pretty
SEAS 150
seas week is coming
the engineers did well on this one

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Community Forum on Sexual Violence Tomorrow

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coalition against sexual violence community forum
columbia deserves better
community forums
sexual violence
take a stand
your opinion matters

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BwogSports: Lions Play Their Hearts Out on Valentine’s Day

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Alex Rosenberg
bastard refs
bwog could officiate that game better
bwog supports its teams
Hahvahd sucks
maodo lo
support your teams!
valentine's day
we should have won
you're missing out if you weren't there

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First Job Worst Job

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a cautionary tale of hope
babysitting is the best first job
being a freshman is rough
cool story bro
free-wheeling hobos
ingratitude
remember kids don't accept internships from strangers
stupid prefrosh fliers
unpaid internships

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Overheard: Hey Honey

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bwog has refined taste in honey
late night sound bytes
overheard
really any food looks good if it's late and you're drunk
the freakiest things happen at milano's
we're always on the lookout for good-looking honeys
why would you buy honey instead of stealing it from the dining halls?

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Bwoglines: Bravery Edition

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be brave and go outdoors today if necessary
bwog doesn't want to get assaulted in the face every time we walk outside
bwoglines
i am a sacred vessel alright?
strange creations out of hahvahd
teachers who go above and beyond (too much)
the snow needs to chill and stop bothering us

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Personals: Liane, Ben, and Geetika

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as long as the whiskey is there
bwog loves twin peaks but mostly the log lady
final shot at love!
hip kids
personals
wrecking ball is a work of damn art not a guilty pleasure

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