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The Ego And The Fake ID

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 11 Comments

If you don’t have a fake ID today and plan on going to a bar in New York City that isn’t a teen club you should get one tomorrow morning. Below, tales of stories of Bwoggers’ first fakes. Hi, Mom! I got my first fake ID in the parking lot of a Ross Department Store […]

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Day One: The Human Knot

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 23 Comments

Bwog spent thirteen hours at Orientation yesterday. Here’s some of what we found. (Hey Housing! We love you very much, wanna let us move in early?)

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Dear Bwog: Heat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 33 Comments

Dear Bwog, It’s fucking hot. ~Sweat Bead Dearest Sweat Bead, Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, […]

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Barnard Convocation: Joan Rivers Was Here

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Nino Rekhviashvili, BC ’14, participated in a large and fire-hazardous ceremony at Barnard Convocation last night. She reports here. If you’d like to contribute to Bwog, please email us at contribute@bwog.com! At 7:00 PM, hundreds of freshly moved-in first year Barnard women wearily congregated in Barnard Hall for Convocation. DSpar, maestro of ceremonies, reminded fresh-faced […]

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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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GS Eliminating B.S. Option

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ch-ch-changes
gs bs not a thing
gs history lesson
no more bs-ing amirite?
too much work in humanities lol story of our lives
wikicu's already been updated that's how you know it's real

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Where Art Thou

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fend off boredom and the banality of the human condition
midsemester ennui more like midlife crisis LOL
music and film and multimedia art oh my!
music-heavy where art thou
too close to spring break to work wish our professors felt the same way
where art thou?

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Live At Lerner: DB2

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"do you like queens" like wut
can you jam to electronic r&b
coolio can that be a thing
db2 more like r2d2 amirite
enchiladas enchiladas everywhere
jammin' not jamming
live at lerner
what could possibly be more important than enchiladas

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Bwoglines: Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind Edition

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bwog loves you more than kanye loves kanye (we stole that joke from tumblr)
chris martin married gwyneth paltrow and became irrelevant jk he did that all on his own
coldplay aka tell your dad
decreased obesity rates is like getting thinner which is like disappearing which is out of sight IT WORKS OK
house/hovel summer 2014 the struggle is SO REAL
kanye smiled
where's viktor yanukovych where's waldo geography is hard

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The 4th Annual Veteran’s Ball

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bagpipes
batman was not in attendance
breaking military stereotypes
gssc
military ball
milvets
sva
thank you for your service
we thought we would see the joker or other cast members of batman
whiskey sours are really the way to go
women in the military

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ESC: Congrats on Being a Functional Student Government

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adults playing with blocks
esc
i want whatever job that guy has
meeting notes
pyramid schemes?
seas week has come and gone :(

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Come One, Come All: Blue and White Meeting Tonight

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blue and white
bw
food food food
meeting announcement
meetings
this is way better than midterms

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A Squirrel With A Vengeance

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badass squirrel
i wonder what nas would say
nasty nas the squirrel
squirreilla warefare
squirrel
squirrel with mouth agape
they can't take away my acorns!
vengeance squirrel

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