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Guide to the Weekend: Sorta Summa Time

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Go on, get back in the game. The city streets are calling your pasty cheeks with the reemergence of $3 sunglass stands and 90s denim jackets. Here is INY with your best bets as to how to get it done. International Pillow Fight Day – JOIN US THERE! All over the world, grown adults will […]

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Models on Bway

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Another fire on Broadway? Apparently not. All that smoke belongs to an Armani photo shoot!

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Ice Cream Weather

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 1 Comments

The sun shines on Morningside Heights! (Which means that the line for Mr. Softee runs back to the gates.)

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Listen Up, You!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 4 Comments

If you haven’t heard of wait what yet, your playlist is due for an update. Wait what, (aka Columbia alum Charlie Kubal, CC ’08) released his first album last Thursday called The Notorious xx (click for free download), a mash up of Biggie and The xx. It’s caught on: NYMag, Prefix Mag, and the general […]

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Joke’s On Us

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 14 Comments

OK! You got us. As you may (or more likely, may not) have realized, our April Fool’s Day joke was to turn Bwog into Bwog for Mt. Holyoke, the all-women’s college. You may have noticed the Mt. Holyoke tower behind the Bwog nameplate, and the women’s sign on Home tab. We’ve been reporting on the day […]

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Realtalk: Selection Times Are Out!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 3 Comments

No email yet, but they’ll be in your StarRez thingamabopper. StarRez–>Application–>Registration Summary, you know the drill. See you in John Jay!

The 2010 Housing Lottery: Your Best Mistake Ever!

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Crime Wave Hits University

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 5 Comments

We’re used to the occasional mugging by underage punks around campus but March has seen greater than its fair share of crime. Perusing our beloved campus crime blotter, Bwog noted several horrific incidents that happened in the last month. Harassment via mobile devices and Internet-enabled computers is up sharply this month. Five students and faculty […]

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Free Food (If You Can Find It)

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 10 Comments

Want to quench your thirst on this glorious sunny day? SEADS in Cambodia has hidden 32 bottles of Orangina at campus landmarks, all with little tags on them with the group’s name. Find them if you can!

sort-of-free food?

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What To Eat: We Tell You Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 7 Comments

Bwog is a chef. We are Jean-Georges. We are Wilma. We are Bwog. What is us? What is reality? Here is what you should eat from every dining hall on campus today. Do what we tell you to do or else we will stop using the imperative and/or stop using the Bwog-third-person all the time. […]

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Admissions Stats Released!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 22 Comments

The Office of Undergraduate Admissions has just released the admissions statistics for the Class of 2014! Be proud, Columbia – we now have an overall admissions rate of 9%. And congratulations to the incoming freshmen for having survived the toughest admissions process in Columbia’s history! Jessica Marinaccio, Dean of Undergraduate Admissions, made the following statement: “The […]

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Bwoglines: These Sketchy Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Bulgarian politicians prefer to spend their time milking virtual cows. (Huffington Post) Hawkers will sell you anything these days, including dental appointments. (Gothamist) Careful with that joint. It could get you deported. (NYT) Volunteers go above and beyond for the Great American Census – not surprising as it may one day be worth a fortune. […]

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The Weekend Starts Tomorrow Morning

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 12 Comments

Accuweather never lies! Finish everything you have to do until next Wednesday (which will be 66 and rainy) right now. Update, 10:35pm: Unrelated, but also good: free cereal, massages and other nice things in Schapiro main lounge right now.

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For You Beautiful Pre-First Year Readers: Early Decision Statement

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because Bwog is a real news source so we get press releases
Bwog's blue da bah de dah bah die
ed
more applicants means a better rejection rate
we are coming for you Harvard and Yale
wondering if Columbia is for you... IT IS

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Bwoglines: The Man Wins Edition

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atleast Bwog got a prof pic at 5 pointz before it was destroyed
bwoglines
just a cog in the somewhat sputtering machine
trail of tears? more like Bwog will kick your racist ass
What's scarier than seeing a bomb? Having one in YOUR NECK!

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What’s A Mouse To Do?

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bwog gets creative
I'm a mouse...duh
mice
mice in places mice shouldn't be
schermerhorn 501
the entire point of this was to make the house of leaves reference

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The Sky is Falling: Aftermath…?

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all these historical buildings
columbia housing
columbia is trying to kill us
doesn't every building have water damage
sky is falling
wtf columbia

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ZBT Loses National Charter Until 2015

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boys just can't get a break in 2013
fraternities losing things
hazing scandal
zbt
ZBT losing things

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Free Food: Acumen, Carl Hart, and Dessert

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but mr mackey said drugs are bad
crack addicts make the rational choice to go to crackdel
free dessert
free food
why pay for meals when you can just mosey on over to different clubs

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CoLab 2013: Surreal and Unexpected

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bwog can't dance to save its life
bwog would fail at aerial dancing but wants to try anyway dammit
CoLab 2013
dance performances that make you feel inferior for only knowing how to fist pump
dancing on my own
dancing queens
gwen head bitch gwen
lol rhythm what's that
pop it lock it drop it
the one about utah made bwog homesick
upper arm strength oh my god

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Grading Policy Changes; No One Gets It

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anarchy
bwog may or may not be very confused
columbia college
grading policy
let's all just pass/fail everything
more acronyms to not memorize
this may or may not make sense

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