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Joke’s On Us

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 14 Comments

OK! You got us. As you may (or more likely, may not) have realized, our April Fool’s Day joke was to turn Bwog into Bwog for Mt. Holyoke, the all-women’s college. You may have noticed the Mt. Holyoke tower behind the Bwog nameplate, and the women’s sign on Home tab. We’ve been reporting on the day […]

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Realtalk: Selection Times Are Out!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 3 Comments

No email yet, but they’ll be in your StarRez thingamabopper. StarRez–>Application–>Registration Summary, you know the drill. See you in John Jay!

The 2010 Housing Lottery: Your Best Mistake Ever!

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Crime Wave Hits University

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 5 Comments

We’re used to the occasional mugging by underage punks around campus but March has seen greater than its fair share of crime. Perusing our beloved campus crime blotter, Bwog noted several horrific incidents that happened in the last month. Harassment via mobile devices and Internet-enabled computers is up sharply this month. Five students and faculty […]

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Free Food (If You Can Find It)

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 10 Comments

Want to quench your thirst on this glorious sunny day? SEADS in Cambodia has hidden 32 bottles of Orangina at campus landmarks, all with little tags on them with the group’s name. Find them if you can!

sort-of-free food?

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What To Eat: We Tell You Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 7 Comments

Bwog is a chef. We are Jean-Georges. We are Wilma. We are Bwog. What is us? What is reality? Here is what you should eat from every dining hall on campus today. Do what we tell you to do or else we will stop using the imperative and/or stop using the Bwog-third-person all the time. […]

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Admissions Stats Released!

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 22 Comments

The Office of Undergraduate Admissions has just released the admissions statistics for the Class of 2014! Be proud, Columbia – we now have an overall admissions rate of 9%. And congratulations to the incoming freshmen for having survived the toughest admissions process in Columbia’s history! Jessica Marinaccio, Dean of Undergraduate Admissions, made the following statement: “The […]

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Bwoglines: These Sketchy Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 01, 2010 0 Comments

Bulgarian politicians prefer to spend their time milking virtual cows. (Huffington Post) Hawkers will sell you anything these days, including dental appointments. (Gothamist) Careful with that joint. It could get you deported. (NYT) Volunteers go above and beyond for the Great American Census – not surprising as it may one day be worth a fortune. […]

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The Weekend Starts Tomorrow Morning

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 12 Comments

Accuweather never lies! Finish everything you have to do until next Wednesday (which will be 66 and rainy) right now. Update, 10:35pm: Unrelated, but also good: free cereal, massages and other nice things in Schapiro main lounge right now.

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“Pray for me. No. Seriously.”

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 14 Comments

Yesterday, Bwog’s Housing Inquisitor, David Hu, collected the reactions of those lucky souls owning the best housing lottery numbers. Today, he’s back with the not-so-lucky. Bwog: How did you feel when you found out? Loser Less Fortunate Columbian 1: It was actually funny. I just sat there chuckling at myself asking how that number was […]

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Free Food: Indian and Toast, but Probably Not Indian Toast

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 6 Comments

Two rather different entries in the free food log tonight: First, the Columbia University International Relations Forum will be serving a free Indian buffet in advance of a screening of The Sky Below, an award-winning documentary on Pakistan and India. Singh will be in attendance, and a conversation will follow the screening. That’s all happening […]

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LectureHop: Democrats, Republicans, and the Citizens United

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 6 Comments

The Columbia Political Union hosted another in its series of debates between the Columbia Democrats and Republicans. Senior Junior Political Correspondent Derek Huang was there. Ah, debate: an experience normally associated with eager high-schoolers who take themselves too seriously. Last night’s debate, though, involved a different type of hyper-argumentative youth. Last night’s debate between the […]

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Our Very Own Food Truck?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 31, 2010 4 Comments

Food trucks have been all the rage for some time now, and they’ve begun to creep into Morningside Heights. We’ve had the Dessert Truck. We’ve still got the Wafels & Dinges truck. But how about something a bit less sweet, and a bit more personal? How about a student-run truck devoted to serving Columbia and […]

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Actual Wisdom: Jeffrey Lax

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50 shades of gray
actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
doin the right thing
jeffrey lax
oxford comma till death
we swear by duck fat
what are standards?

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Study Break It Down With Metrotones

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a capella
metrotones
study break it down
your peers have talent

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Senior Wisdom: Jess Levenson

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african dance is my major
get out on the stone and grass
senior wisdom
senior wisdom december 2013
the lawns
wanna realize too late i never shoulda left new jersey
where my jersey girls at
working on my night cheese

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Bwog In Bed: You’re Probably Already Home But We’re Still Here So Shhh

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awww it's only a few more days until we go home to our pets!
bwog in bed
can't get enough snow penises
going home
home stretch
oh home let me go hooooome
snowverseens

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Senior Poll: 1952 Vs. 2014

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but king's college will be so much classier on a resume
good to see we're more in favor of commies
in which we compare you to your betters
interactivity!
journeys of self discovery
senior poll
some shocking twists
the honor code strikes again
the times how they have changed
the times how they have not changed

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Actual Wisdom: Achille Varzi

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
paradoxes
what about "iff" ?
you can roll your own way

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Senior Year Checklist: Cry, Scramble, Roll Eyes

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class checklists
Class of 2014
crying forever
it's happening
pregame life
senior privilege
Senior Year Correspondent
seniors: this is your cue to start freaking out
seriously don't forget the swim test
spring of senior year was the fucking best
the senioronic plague

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From the Issue: A Conversation with Ross Perlin

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columbia should probly stop encouraging us to take unpaid work
from the issue
Intern Nation anyone?
intern rights
internships are stressful and bad and everybody should just earn money for the work that they do especially the tired college students who should be studying instead of filing some dumb paperwork
Ross Perlin
the blue and white
The Conversation
worth belaboring

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