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Barnard Laundry Room Patrons As Characters You May Encounter In A Wild West Saloon

By Sarah Braner on Sep 11, 2019 0 Comments

Welcome to the Tide Pod Tavern! You’ve found yourself in one of the most lawless parts of this here University, where rogues and ruffians mingle with civilians and cowboys. Here are the types of folk you’ll likely see ’round these parts.

all of a sudden the saloon doors blow open. the town outlaw - a terrifying six foot two in stature - swaggers in with a gun at his waist and a cigar between his lips.
before anyone can say anything he plops down next to a washer and tactfully removes the still-sopping laundry.
everyone looks at each other. this is detergent dan - wanted dead or alive in at least five counties.
he stole from the wrong machine though. what he didn't know is that the laundry he just stole was that of the upstart cowboy.
laundry louie looks at the man who just stole his machine. he reaches for his whip as detergent dan casts his baleful gaze over him.
now do you really want to do that son? detergent dan asks coldly. 'son.' the word laundry louie had never heard from his lout of a father.
their hands tighten around their respective weapons. this means war.

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Bwoglines: The Joy Of Painting Edition

By Andrew Wang on Sep 11, 2019 0 Comments

We folks here at Bwog firmly believe that you can paint any and all of your problems away.

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Opening Remarks: Fall 2019

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2019 1 Comments

Yeah, sure, there are a lot of sucky things about what we fondly call “shopping period” – adding yourself to 257-people waitlists, attending seven classes in two days, and all the while experiencing a profound existential crisis.

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Campus Figures As Bachelor In Paradise Contestants

By Zoe Sottile on Sep 10, 2019 0 Comments

Columbia may not be as beautiful as the beach in Mexico where Bachelor in Paradise films, but they do share something in common: lots of people crying!

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Horror Story: Losing My Keycard On The First Day of NSOP

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2019 0 Comments

On her very first day at Columbia, Bwog baby and new writer, Victoria, makes a very terrible, no-good mistake.

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OMA-Goodness, Architecture Can Be Cool Too!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2019 0 Comments

On Monday, Columbia GSAPP invited Shohei Shigematsu to speak for this semester’s premier lecture. A partner of the Office of Metropolitan Architecture (OMA), Shigematsu spoke about the generational gap between him and his colleagues, his concern over Godzilla coming for their creations, and his idea for designing the next ten-dollar bill. Baby Bwogger Reyna Choi reports.

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SGA Explores Why Barnard Is Broke

By Zack Abrams on Sep 10, 2019 8 Comments

Bwog is looking for someone to cover SGA! If you’re interested shoot us an email. If not, read on to find out what went down at this week’s meeting.

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ESC Cancels Bacchanal

By Bwog Staff on Sep 10, 2019 2 Comments

ESC is back and the same as ever, with a strangely authoritative twist!

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Bwoglines: The Cakeburglar Edition

By Jordan Merrill on Sep 10, 2019 0 Comments

Is it tactless to make a joke about North Korean projectiles?

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Field Notes: Turnstiles and Onion Rings Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2019 6 Comments

Every Monday, Bwog Staff shares tidbits of what occurred in our lives that past week. Each member of Bwog Staff handled their first week of classes a different way.

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Columbia Culture Shock

By Isabel Sepúlveda on Sep 09, 2019 2 Comments

Moving to the biggest city in the US is a wild ride from start to finish.

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BwogAnswers: What’s Your Biggest Pet Peeve On Campus?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2019 5 Comments

Welcome to BwogAnswers, a new weekly series! Each week, we answer a question from our readers about Columbia. Leave us a question, or a response to this week’s Q, down in the comments!

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Bwoglines: COVID-19 News Again Edition

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Open Meeting Announcement: A Limerick For You, The Hottest Student

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Digital Launch Of Nos Cambió La Vida: Stateless In The Dominican Republic

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Barnard Digital Humanities Center
community organizing
dominican republic
Go read these stories
Hispaniola

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We’re All In This Together: Bwog Reviews BTE’s 22-Hour Musical

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everyone was queer and hated joshua bassett
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i don’t dance
i know you can
j****a b*****t is illiterate
not a chance
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Science Fair: Flu Shots Edition

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major sunday scaries over here aaaaaaaa
science fair
that shots joke is so overdone and yet i will continue to do it

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Open Letter To Prospies

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Barnard 2026
i love you CU
tour guides are heavenly

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Bwoglines: Corruption And Condemnation Edition

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forgot the raiders are no longer the oakland raiders
i prefer real football aka soccer
ok!!! this event sounds so interesting
what does ovp stand for wrong answers only

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Columbia Walkways As Percentages

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