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Senior Wisdom: Omar Abboud

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 9 Comments

SEAS Senior Omar Abboud may not have ever done the goddamn readings, but he learned enough in his time here to teach us a few things–like that it’s probably time to put down the computer and go to sleep. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Omar Abboud, SEAS, Operations Research with a minor in MESAAS (much to my […]

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Minimize Your Suffering (By Doing It Off-Campus)

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 3 Comments

We all know that Butler is far from the best place to be this time of year – it’s crowded, it’s stressful, and you can smell the stink of desperation from halfway across campus. So why not get out? You could go to Avery or LeFrak, attempt studying in bed (a tactic with mixed results) or […]

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Should You Stay, Orgo?

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

Should you stay or should you go? Well, if that’s not a rhetorical question and you’re asking about Orgo Night, the answer is: go! Tonight at 11:59 pm precisely, all hell will break loose in Butler 209: CUMB is putting on its 69th “semi-annual” Orgo Night show/demonstration/what have you. Bwog will be there, of course, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Emily Blady

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 2 Comments

Some people are smart, but some people are *smart*. Barnard Senior Emily is one of the latter group and has some Jonah Hill-worthy tips on how to be as much of a moneyBALLER as possible during your time at school. Hint: smoking hookah in Hillel immediately ups your baller status 100 levels. Name, School, Major, Hometown: […]

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Senior Wisdom: Peter Bailinson

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 11 Comments

The RA we all dream of shows us Taylor Swift videos and gives us Nutella when we’re crying after our first freshman Chem exam. CC Senior Peter Bailinson is this dream-RA. Read on for the warm, fuzzy feeing your Death-Metal-loving RA never quite gave you. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Peter Bailinson, Columbia College, East Asian […]

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PrezBo Has A New Right-Hand Man

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

In a university-wide e-mail, PrezBo has announced that Gerald Rosberg will be Columbia’s new Senior Executive Vice President starting July. Who is the Senior Executive Vice President? Well, he is replacing Robert Kasdin, who left the position to go to Johns Hopkins. Kasdin, described by many as the right hand man to PrezBo, had been […]

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Midnight Breakfast: Your Chance To Be Ben Stiller

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

We’ve all had that moment: you’re looking in the mirror, examining your bedraggled second-semester face, and you have that thought: Why don’t I look like Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum, during his prime?? Well, unfortunately, you’re stuck with that embittered mug until you die (or earn enough to get the lines etched into your […]

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Bwog In Bed: Cel(l)ebration Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Day three of Reading Week, and the livin’ is easy. Just joking, we’re all dying. Just remember: your week isn’t going as badly as Ted Cruz’s is! And you don’t even have to kill all those people–being the Zodiac Killer must be hard work… Bwogline: If you haven’t been listening to Beyonce’s Lemonade on repeat this entire […]

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Seriously Just Fill Out Your Course Evaluations Already

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM […]

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You Still Haven’t Completed Your Course Evaluations

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey, you haven’t done your course evaluations yet. We reminded you about three hours ago, but you must not have seen it…right? You didn’t see that reminder, did you? Yeah, of course—what are we saying! You’re still at 1020, enjoying a second night off during Reading Week. That’s why we just want to remind you again […]

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Remember To Fill Out Your Course Evals

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey guys, we know that finals are among us and if you’re not passed out, in a booth at 1020, trying to study, or doing some mixture of the three, you should fill out your course evaluations. While the evals will appear “anonymous” to your professors, they can still read what you write. So don’t go […]

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Senior Wisdom: Marc Heinrich

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 11 Comments

USenator, Loyal Friend, and feckless comment-reader Marc Heinrich wants to endow you procrastinators with some wisdom. He talks work-life balance, leadership, and asbestos, among other topics. Check out our other wisdoms for more ruminations. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Marc Heinrich, Columbia College, Political Science & History, New York, NY Claim to fame: University Senator, AEPi […]

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Knickerbocker Recap: Heps Don’t Lie Edition

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audrey heptagonalburn
Bwog does sports
hep hop
heppy monday
shakira shakira
we love track

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Senior Wisdom: Christina Hill

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#cheetogate2k19
also wish i had taken a gap year
be kind
communication is important!
rip korny's bathroom
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someone tell me how to get onto the low roof
thank your dogs
unlike jon snow
UTS courtyard mad underrated!!
we overlooked the fact that she's a speccie; you're welocme

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Bwoglines: Shaolin Style Edition

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bwoglines
heres my time to vent about things that no one else would want to hear so i can put it in the bwoglines tags
i threw up a lot this weekend
im really tired and have been using sleep as a way to cope with my stress!
this is really random but i remember editing movie clips and putting songs by wu tang clan on it idk it was fun

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Bucket List: Stand Outside Of Butler Edition

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bucket list
bwog covers events
bwop to the top
isabel screams for 10 straight hours
your events editor takes a break from writing orgo night to bring you bucket list

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Science Fair: Final Edition

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bwog science
can someone tell me what a neutrino is
good luck on finals!
happy studying!
science fair
you've heard of a genome now get ready for the metabolome

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To The Carman Elevators

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carman elevators are so chaotic
is carman real
keep the carman elevators vomit-free task force
mutual suffering
relationships ebb and flow this is natural
tensions elevating in this relationship

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Senior Wisdom: Aashna Singh

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advice #3 is so good
college pong
remember the olden days of lefrak
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TBD is not a bad answer
that last regret is too real fuck

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Senior Wisdom: Madeline Ducharme

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barnard writing fellows fucking rule
do not! be afraid! to ask!
dspar was before my time
omg i wish i had been there for vshow 2013
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Suite? whomst?
we get so many emails oof

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