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Senior Wisdom: Shivani Vikuntam

By Senior Wisdom on May 06, 2016 6 Comments

The president of Barnard’s student government has been in the news a lot lately, so what’s one more article on Shivani? We love her and her outspoken attitude, so we figured she’d have a lot to say, and it turns out we were right… even about cheese. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Shivani Vikuntam, Barnard College, […]

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Bwog In Bed: Killin’ It Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2016 0 Comments

At Columbia University, it can often seem as though everyone around you is killing it… and you’re… well… not. But most of the time, that’s all in your head! You just have to stay motivated. After all, in a week, this will all be over. Yikes, that sounded ominous, we just meant finals. Or did […]

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The Answers To Orgo Night

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2016 12 Comments

The first day of finals are tomorrow, which means we have a gift for you tonight. It’s not a Sweetgreen discount code, nor is it our roommate’s adderall. Instead we give you this semester’s Orgo Night script (even better than the Orgo exam answer key). Laugh, share with friends, and don’t forget to be offended. Enjoy! […]

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Senior Wisdom: Omar Abboud

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 9 Comments

SEAS Senior Omar Abboud may not have ever done the goddamn readings, but he learned enough in his time here to teach us a few things–like that it’s probably time to put down the computer and go to sleep. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Omar Abboud, SEAS, Operations Research with a minor in MESAAS (much to my […]

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Minimize Your Suffering (By Doing It Off-Campus)

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 3 Comments

We all know that Butler is far from the best place to be this time of year – it’s crowded, it’s stressful, and you can smell the stink of desperation from halfway across campus. So why not get out? You could go to Avery or LeFrak, attempt studying in bed (a tactic with mixed results) or […]

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Should You Stay, Orgo?

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

Should you stay or should you go? Well, if that’s not a rhetorical question and you’re asking about Orgo Night, the answer is: go! Tonight at 11:59 pm precisely, all hell will break loose in Butler 209: CUMB is putting on its 69th “semi-annual” Orgo Night show/demonstration/what have you. Bwog will be there, of course, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Emily Blady

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 2 Comments

Some people are smart, but some people are *smart*. Barnard Senior Emily is one of the latter group and has some Jonah Hill-worthy tips on how to be as much of a moneyBALLER as possible during your time at school. Hint: smoking hookah in Hillel immediately ups your baller status 100 levels. Name, School, Major, Hometown: […]

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Senior Wisdom: Peter Bailinson

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 11 Comments

The RA we all dream of shows us Taylor Swift videos and gives us Nutella when we’re crying after our first freshman Chem exam. CC Senior Peter Bailinson is this dream-RA. Read on for the warm, fuzzy feeing your Death-Metal-loving RA never quite gave you. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Peter Bailinson, Columbia College, East Asian […]

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PrezBo Has A New Right-Hand Man

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

In a university-wide e-mail, PrezBo has announced that Gerald Rosberg will be Columbia’s new Senior Executive Vice President starting July. Who is the Senior Executive Vice President? Well, he is replacing Robert Kasdin, who left the position to go to Johns Hopkins. Kasdin, described by many as the right hand man to PrezBo, had been […]

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Midnight Breakfast: Your Chance To Be Ben Stiller

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

We’ve all had that moment: you’re looking in the mirror, examining your bedraggled second-semester face, and you have that thought: Why don’t I look like Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum, during his prime?? Well, unfortunately, you’re stuck with that embittered mug until you die (or earn enough to get the lines etched into your […]

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Bwog In Bed: Cel(l)ebration Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Day three of Reading Week, and the livin’ is easy. Just joking, we’re all dying. Just remember: your week isn’t going as badly as Ted Cruz’s is! And you don’t even have to kill all those people–being the Zodiac Killer must be hard work… Bwogline: If you haven’t been listening to Beyonce’s Lemonade on repeat this entire […]

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Seriously Just Fill Out Your Course Evaluations Already

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM […]

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Dispatches From Last Call

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1020 is better than mels
i have missed bwog and my weird posts hehe
koronets is the best drunk food
last call
making friends drunk produces great results
rip canons
the magic of 1020
zzzzzz

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New Year, New GSSC

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every organization should have a chief negotiator to the constitution
you know who else received 177 applications in just five days? bwog

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A Love Letter To The Schapiro Elevators

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I don't know a better elevator
Schapiro elevators do what the other girls just aren't capable of!!!!
this is my truth
yes i did say elevators arouse me..and?

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Barnard Laundry Room Patrons As Characters You May Encounter In A Wild West Saloon

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all of a sudden the saloon doors blow open. the town outlaw - a terrifying six foot two in stature - swaggers in with a gun at his waist and a cigar between his lips.
before anyone can say anything he plops down next to a washer and tactfully removes the still-sopping laundry.
everyone looks at each other. this is detergent dan - wanted dead or alive in at least five counties.
he stole from the wrong machine though. what he didn't know is that the laundry he just stole was that of the upstart cowboy.
laundry louie looks at the man who just stole his machine. he reaches for his whip as detergent dan casts his baleful gaze over him.
now do you really want to do that son? detergent dan asks coldly. 'son.' the word laundry louie had never heard from his lout of a father.
their hands tighten around their respective weapons. this means war.

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Bwoglines: The Joy Of Painting Edition

Andrew Wang 0

Q: what dorm did the electric eel live in? A: Watt
the iliad is the best book in lithum change my mind
when bob ross was at columbia he went by robert

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Opening Remarks: Fall 2019

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bwop tart
didnt realize zobo was zoe and that also gave me quite the laugh
opening remarks fall 2019
picked up my mattress pad today and my life and sleeping habits have been profoundly changed ever since
shit our professors say
STAIRMASTER made me literally CACKLE

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Campus Figures As Bachelor In Paradise Contestants

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dean kromm representation
one bachelor content is too much bachelor content

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Horror Story: Losing My Keycard On The First Day of NSOP

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honestly matching the phone pocket to the phone case is a real dilemma that we all must face at some point in our lives
LET ME IN!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!
lmaooooo RHDs. that is all
Philly Girl #phillygirl
skeleton key would be a good couple's costume for halloween

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