Midterms are the worst,
They make me hate everything.
End of this haiku.
Readers have been leaving some poems and lyrics in the comments, and we’ve been compiling some of our own. Here we make sweet, sweet love poems from this past week’s comments. Prezbo doesn’t skip leg day doesn’t even go here sequestered in this festering PC prison using their newspapers as toilet paper trigger warning : bwog, jesus […]
Yesterday, Uni Cafe was shut down for health code violations. Today, some deranged tipster who considers Uni Cafe bagels to be delicious wrote this ode: To the restaurant you creatively dubbed “UNI” We mourn the shutdown of yesterday Your doors are locked, your tables too roomy Your open-ness seems so far away. Away from 115th […]
Down: Our favorite Phil says we’ve got more winter. Because it’s been so harsh so far. Cute hats, guys. (USA Today) Up: Columbia is picking local construction firms run by minorities and women for the Manhattanville campus project. (DNAinfo) Down: Ajay Kumar Mangal, CC’10 Teach for America member and former John Jay RA, was arrested for […]
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