Because they’re sooooo similar, not in terms of theme and content mind you, but because we so love them both. Hugs all around. Firstly, Jester (with a cool new website!): “Constant, murderous raping” (page 8) Children: they’re not that special! (page 9) The most useful thing Jester has ever published (page 14) National stereotyping, with […]

Vice magazine? Please. Radar re-re-re-launched, remember? Bwog applauds the subtle Photoshopping I spy with my little eye… original observations! Can you find them? Can you?  Even though this sounds like it was written by someone who has never even been to Columbia, Bwog likes the phrase “a pair of Betas” The library looks an awful […]

Your last dose of QuickFed for the year: Satirical? Or just good reporting? A similar case of overbearing verisimilitude Ew “People look at a Columbia graduate and they know. They know that person has not only a comprehensive understanding of linguistics and number theory, but they know that person could kick ass in a fight […]

In case you didn’t pick one up before break, the Fed‘s out again. Here’s what’s worth reading.  The profile that could actually kind of almost describe, like, half of Columbia  Haha, Anna Nicole was fat. Barnard.  The Fed ventures into national political satire Campus political satire that’s distressingly close to the truth Possiby the most […]

Parody QuickBwog satirizes us and you, Bwog readers, alike. And now we’re QuickFedding it. How meta is that? Thankfully, it wasn’t difficult to come up with a “ridiculously forced theme” for the rest of the issue: Mock Bored@Butler Mock GoAskAlice Mock IMDB Mock Bush Iraq Strategy, including cartoons inexplicably anthropomorphizing bunnies and carrots Mock…er, real interview with […]

So instead of adding punchlines to punchlines, we’re going to give you the funniest lines from the Fed articles we like. Peruse at your own risk/leisure. ABC is a cabal of Scientologists—wait, no, I’m confusing them with The Eye again. Impress them further by showing up at their parties with the most beautiful goat in […]

The November issue of the Fed is now online. Save the print copy for appropriate bathroom reading. Hey kids! Let’s make fun of English majors, decades later, in the vain hopes of avoiding their fate!   But SEAS kids, not to worry! Steve Wozniak, co-founder of the Apple Computer, speaks out on segway polo, his genius, […]

It’s the village bicycle, every campus pub’s had a go! Might be worth clicking on! This is funny! Columbia Football Team Worse Than You Thought Everybody Loves Body Hair

Eastern Europeans…They’re Bald! Trump Stumps Himself. Bwog Realizes There Will Probably Be Birth Control Technologies In The Future That Will Allow His Descendants To Have Only Sons And Kills His Joke Read this with a Slavic accent and a mug of vodka. It’s much funnier that way. Diagram Of How Prezbo Wrote His President’s Statement […]

The New Yorker Mascot Snorts Glue, Isn’t Offensively Racist Freshman Advice Fern Diaz Doesn’t Want You To Know The Love Affair is Over: Sticking it to PrezBo A Gentler Shade of Prejudice The Fed legitimately interviews Jon Voight, Angelina goes unmentioned