Tags: be!!!! considerate!!!! of!!! others!!!!!!!, i hate people who walk slow, i have 30 minutes for lunch on mondays and wednesdays and i can't have people walking slow and blocking my way in ferris, space is precious - be aware of how much space you are occupying!!! be conscientious and considerate!!!! other people could use that space you are unnecessarily taking up!!!!, why don't people know which way to walk in ferris it's so annoying
Tags: bwog gets existential, don't have sex in the stacks just go to your room goddamn it, happy end of midterms (unless you have more after midterms lmao), i don't actually even go to the stacks to study i'm just writing for my fellow miserable students who do, i'm sorry i ever wrote that article pls stop patrolling the stacks, please take care of yourselves and your mental health
Tags: almost every time i try to sell something on facebook something like this happens i swear to god, callout to the flakes, i fucking hate flakes, if you are a regular flake you will burn in hell, like it doesn't fucking matter if you don't buy the fucking item but at least show up on time for pete's sake, someone flaking on me or being really tardy is one of my biggest pet peeves
Tags: can you imagine literally having a real job and knowing what you're doing with your life lol unrelatable content, does this count as investigative journalism?, i for one would like to be a Real Adult if that means there are no more fucking midterms, peoplehop? of sorts? maybe? idk?, this doesn't really explain alums who literally just come to 1020 and hang out alone though but i'm too shy to confront any of those people, what does it feel like to not be a broke college student anymore?
Tags: clean up after yourselves!!!!!, i hate mcbain, it's really not that hard to flush a fucking toilet, literally whenever i walk into a restroom in mcbain i have to brace myself for whatever gross thing i'm about to see, one of these days i will be rich and have my own CLEAN restroom in my ues penthouse, ya but freshmen bathrooms r fucking disgusting the amount of times ive seen used tampons shit and hair
Tags: don't fuckin take me seriously ok, follow us on instagram @thebwog, im not instagram famous idk why i'm giving advice on this, instagram but make it columbia, instagram but make it pretentious, make sure you have Columbia University Class of 20** on your bio, what do your instagrams look like? let us know
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