Tags: butler horror story, did u really think i'd give you a real solution, dont have sex in the fucking stacks thats nasty and sacrilegious, fuck that shit i dont wanna walk in on someone having sex in the stacks, not a true story but almost a true story, why the fuck do people have sex in the stacks, y$
Tags: @sadcolumbiaboys please post my submissions, disclaimer none of these boys are based on real boys i know, how accurate is this? leave feedback in comments below, if you think there's a category that should be added lmk, just to be clear this is NOT a true story, shoutout to sad columbia boys, someone make a bingo board, tag urself i'd be the finance bro but i'm a classics major so, these boys are all theoretical
Tags: ars amatoria should be in the core, can u imagine ovid of all ppl as a roman catholic saint lmao, excited classics majors, ovid had very poetic descriptions of those "horrible black sea winters" its fascinating, tfw ur granddaughter cheats on her husband so u exile her favorite poet, the metamorphoses should be in the core, thnx finn for coming with me, y$
Tags: carman 409B is just the party dingle it has nothing to do with this article, housing 2017, i talked mostly about dingles in the article but large singles also work, if i get shafted in mcbain next year this is literally what im gonna do, joanne the scammer type shit, shoutout to carman 409, shoutout to sean jung for letting me use a picture of his room, this is also applicable if you have a shitty roommate, y$
Tags: ezra koenig sex candy, fiji ew, housing 2017, i wish you could go on the fire escapes, i'd wanna live next door to strokos, i've def fallen down those stairs at some point, i've never once had a positive experience at ruggles, mmmmmm, ruggles is honestly so gross, those ruggles parties amirite
Tags: er for cava lol, he for help because help me, im sorry new hampshire doesn't really have anything to do with columbia, in lumine tuo videbimus lumen, sigma frats and such, snakes and sadboys, sorry my handwriting sucks i did my best, this was really hard to make please appreciate it, y for youngweon lmao, y$
Tags: an ode to carman, i love carman!, i love how ppl dont judge my daydrinking habits, i revel in the filth that is carman hall, shoutout to 405, shoutout to 814, shoutout to carman 4, shoutout to the elevator shamers, shoutout to the people who always files those goddamn noise complaints when im in the floor lounge, shoutout to whoever filed the noise complaint that shut down the party in 406, y$, y$ tries to write poetry
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