On Saturday night, Bwog received screenshots of messages from the GroupMe of Columbia’s chapter of Phi Gamma Delta (FIJI).

Spring 2020 did indeed happen. 

Bwog explains how you can transport Morningside to your home now.

Our screen time has increased exponentially because of online classes, but even more notable than our screen time on Zoom would have to be our collective obsession with TikTok. 

Presidents Bollinger and Beilock updated the Columbia community on possible plans for fall, spring, and summer semesters in an email to students this morning. In an email accidentally sent to Bwog, Columbia said they would not be answering our “reasonable” clarifying questions, leading to larger concerns about administrative transparency.

The year was 2017. Bwog had decided to revisit our seminal 95 theses post for the 500th anniversary of Martin Luther’s seminal shitpost. We thought we had at least another 500 years before we had to do this again. Then the ‘Rona happened, and since it’s been 500 years in quarantime, we give you the 95 theses: re-revisited. 

Make sure to pace yourself studying. Finals is a marathon, and you’re almost done!

Were you looking for another recipe video? Then you’re in luck! Bwog has teamed up with GS students and the Food Pantry to produce a four-part series of cooking videos, where recipes are crafted using ingredients from the food pantry. This week’s chef is Megan Calderazzo, and she’s making scones with berries and cream!

Diana Center Café aficionados Eliza Staples and Vivian Zhou delve deep on their opinions of Bubly sparkling water. If you have any issues with these rankings, you’re wrong. 

The swim test is, undoubtedly, the most useful part of the Core.

Guest Writer Sophia Gates delves into the lives of Barnard students staying on campus during the pandemic to share some of their experiences.

This has been a semester of change, senselessness, and Zoom, yet despite the general madness of our times, this week, Bwog managed to love what is still here.

It may not be glamorous, but it tastes good, and what more can you ask for in quarantine?

There’s so much you could be doing instead of studying for finals. Bwog is not telling you to procrastinate, but if you are going to do so, we’d rather you procrastinate with a little guidance.