Now that the final stage is over and most have finally caught their breath, Bwog brings you a recap of just what the hell happened in this year’s 1/2/3 housing lottery.

This underclassman Bwogger reminisces about the good old days of Columbia, according to stories that she’s heard from upperclassmen.

Staff Writer Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz reports on some troubling possibilities concerning Columbia’s statues.

You’re too much of a coward to admit that you’ve never had a jug of milk poured on your head.

Bwog Staffer Julia U. is angered over elevator behavior, and you probably would agree too. 

Disclaimer: Don’t follow this advice if you don’t want your GPA to fall.

Read up on what’s going on in the world before you dash to class.

Ah, class registration time. If you haven’t filled up your schedule by now with requirements, congratulations on not being a STEM major! Here are some suggestions for classes taught by professors who’ve been around forever and really know their stuff, brought to you by the Bwog staff. 

Drunkenly written via Notes app in a downtown club, we give you: the saga of the Mattress Mogul.

Get high be safe and also submit your senior wisdom nominations before 11:59 tonight.

In the spirit of tradition, a Bwogger by the name of [redacted] goes undercover in Columbia’s class of 2023 group chat to see what the youths are up to.

Was every ArtHum and MusicHum class completely full before your 1 PM registration time?  No need to fear; Bwog’s got some classes we think you should take instead.

There are many woes associated with living in the quad. Thankfully, a complimentary alarm clock is provided.

Student Government Association? More like Super Garage Aardvark!

I’m not saying that I’m a good woman, but don’t even I deserve rights, too?