Welcome to Furnald! Quiet yet quaint, Furnald is mostly filled with first-years who think business shouldn’t be mixed with pleasure. However, if you’re a sophomore trying to finesse a single, this might be a great option for you…

This is not a drill, a prank, a joke, an April Fool’s scheme, or even a Bacchanal publicity stunt.

This list is a hell of a lot funnier when you imagine that only a singular person did all of these things within the span of a couple days.

You can always count on us for your daily dose of completely truthful news.

Bwog staffers Riva Weinstein and Levi Cohen, who are frequently mistaken for Classicists, headed to the Lenfest Center yesterday for the MFA Directing Thesis Hadrian & Antinous, an original work directed by MFA student Mark Barford and produced by Sami Pyne. The show’s disappointing script was redeemed by excellent directing and design choices.

Grammy-nominated experimental electronic music artist SOPHIE will be headlining Bacchanal next weekend, following the confusing rollout of a publicity stunt by the Bacchanal committee.

Last night, The Forum hosted actress Lisa Dwan and author Margaret Atwood in a conversation about women, revenge, and awesome Scythian tattoos. Bwoggers Sarah Braner and Isabel Sepulveda were there to come to a verdict.

No longer plagued by its fire-ridden past and only hindered by its lack of AC, Ruggles is having quite the moment.

Sophomore sweeties, meet your future home: McPain, McNasty, McButt, etc. A kind of dingy dorm in a prime location, McBain is fine. Like really it’s fine. 

Last night, SGA returned to campus after spring break to take a close look at the feedback and concerns voiced by Desserts After Dark (DAD). Bureau Chief Leena Chen reports on the event.

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Wooooh! Read more to find out what your lovely Bwog staff did over Spring Break.

A certain staff writer ventured down to the quad basement the night before she flew home for spring break only to find that the printers she usually uses were gone. Completely gone. Dear Sulzberger Printer A and Brooks Printer A, How was your spring break? I see that you got to dip from campus early […]

Warning: Today’s Bwoglines contain mentions of suicide. 

Recently, the Columbia University Sailing Team was sent a concerned email from a CC ’60 alumnus requesting to unsubscribe from the team’s mailing list (see photo below). This brave soldier inspired us, as a collective alumnus of midterm exams, to speak up as well.