In an email sent at 9:45 pm tonight, Columbia College and SEAS students were alerted of an incident of non-consensual filming of a person in a Broadway Hall women’s bathroom. No suspect has been identified at this time, and Public Safety has opened an investigation.

This totally true story blew into our window this morning on scraps of papyrus. We transcribed it for your enjoyment.

Staff Writer Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz is filled with morbid curiosity about the world and decided to sit down and do the math on how many people are in the Hudson on an average day, dead or alive.

SGA meets at 8 pm every Monday in Diana 2! These meetings are open to all Barnard students, but we all know you’re too busy stealing coffee mugs from Peet’s, so Bureau Chief Leena Chen has it covered for you.

Disclaimer: Both Bwog and Dante Alighieri do not condone underage drinking or illegal drug use.

Solange’s new album “When I Get Home”, Venezuelan Juan Guidó, deathly Alabamian tornadoes, and NYC snow in today’s Bwoglines.

The 6th floor of Kent, 8th floor of Butler, and of course those Milstein single use bathrooms. Bwog is no stranger to advising you all on the best places on campus to deliver the browns to the pool, but one Bwogger has recently visited a bathroom unlike any other.

We have an announcement.

This tired Bwogger has a bone to pick with the people who decide when classes are scheduled. 

The Union Theological Seminary is where Bwogger Leena goes to pray to the Burke water fountain.

SGA meets every Monday at 8 pm in Diana 2! These meetings are open to all Barnard students, but we all know you’re too busy exterminating cockroaches in your Brooks double at night, so Bureau Chief Leena Chen has it covered for you.

“I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Wednesday’s gray, and Thursday too. Friday, I don’t care about you. It’s Tuesday, I’m in love!” Here’s your weekly cure:

Bwog had a pretty chill weekend, but some puked.

Some Monday news for you on this windy day.

Internal Editor Zoe Sottile and Events Editor Isabel Sepúlveda popped and locked their way over to the Varsity Show’s annual West End Preview. After 30 minutes of songs and the occasional laugh, they were left sufficiently bamboozled but…cautiously optimistic about this year’s show.