Welcome to BwogAnswers, a new weekly series! Each week, we answer a question from our readers about Columbia. Leave us a question, or a response to this week’s q, down in the comments!

Bwog brings you horror stories of this school’s nightmarish water system.

Named after one of our favorite founding fathers, John Jay’s got the singles that mingle. And lots of food.

“Don’t trust everything you read on the Internet, but do trust everything you read on Bwog.” — John Jay

That’s right, it’s a trilogy! In a continuation of the running series, the Bwog Staff discusses the albums that defined their semester. If you need something new to listen to, check these out! 

The author is moving out of McBain in ten days.

Fuck it, they’re actually all just Dean Martin songs. I don’t give a fuck.

Finals may be here, but that doesn’t mean the news stops. Catch up on what’s been going on before you make the final push. 

As the year draws to an end, one staffer reflects on his tumultuous relationship with the Carman elevators.

Bwog’s humble correspondent gives you a quick run-down of the May USenate Plenary session, the final one of the year. 

Rackrock Magazine has been accused of plagiarizing interview questions from a student unaffiliated from the organization. 

Exactly what it sounds like: reviews of rooftops or other restricted tall areas around campus and Morningside that Bwog has accessed. Standard disclaimer: you’re like not supposed to do this yourself or whatever.

If you’re feeling lost with the end of the school year approaching, look no further than to your favorite LitHum book for guidance. Here’s how you should be spending your summer, Columbia-Core-style.

This past Monday, Columbia College announced that 97 seniors will be inducted into Phi Beta Kappa, a couple of weeks after Barnard announced its spring inductees.

He stared into her glistening eyes and said, “My name . . . is Tuesday Bwoglines.”