To the distraught and distressed, Take heart! The day has finally come. Wave goodbye to sleepless nights and weird, stress-induced rashes. Take a deep breath, hold it in for a moment, then exhale. It’s over. The mystery of one campus flagpole, that is. Oh, you thought we were talking about midterms? Awkward. But dramatic intros […]

Roses are red, Brown must be blue, Since Emma Watson is leaving… We would be too. (EmmaWatson.com) There is nothing quite as annoying— With our hearts cab drivers start toying, “Where do you want to go? Queens, Bronx, Brooklyn? Ha, no!” Caught on tape, the act’s self-destroying. (NYT CityRoom) Speculation ensues; New, very low number […]

Dear Bwog is back! But we’re changin’ it up a little this time. First you’ll hear from Bwog’s self-proclaimed “decent heterosexual male Suzy May.” Then, one of our female Bwoggers gives her impassioned response. Bwog…we have a split personality! Dear Bwog, I sometimes think my boyfriend might be gay. He’s an amazing guy and, yes, while do […]

The beautiful people of Gossip Girl have been here before. And they’re here again, this time in and outside of Riverside Church. Apparently they’ve been filming since Tuesday, from 6 am to 10 pm. That means you’ve got the rest of tonight plus Thursday and Friday to gawk to your heart’s content.

Bwog’s Wednesday feature, Where Art Thou?, is here to keep you posted on what’s going on in the A&E department in Morningside Heights and beyond (basically all the cool events your friends are in/on/at). If you would like to do a third production of the Vagina Monologues and have it posted on Bwog, now you […]

In Hidden Talents, Bwog digs up the downright wonderful and strange abilities of that kid next to you in CC! Today, Mark Hay delves into the shadowy world of yo-yoing with Andrew Ghazi, SEAS ’13. If you have any  suitemates/Facebook friends/awkward hookups who do cool things, tell us at tips@bwog.com. “So there are five modern styles […]

Check out this amazing poster found at Barnard! Advertising the Barnard Writing Program’s Student Grammar Workshops, it makes a comparison between commas and bras. It’s funny.  

Yesterday afternoon on IAB 15, a panel of representatives from the upper echelons of Columbia’s faculty made some remarks on the issue of ROTC. The debate was notably free of the bristling tension of the Senate hearings. Each panelist spoke cogently and thoughtfully, covering nearly all the ideological points that pertain to the university as […]

Another QuickTix! Broaden thyself! Tickets sold for on campus events this week: 3524 On campus events on sale now: Vagina Monologues: March 9th and 10th, 8:30 pm, CUMC Alumni Auditorium,$10 w/CUID, Tickets. Operation Ease On Down The Road: March 25th, 8 pm and 11 pm, Lerner Black Box, FREE, Tickets. CoLab Spring Showcase: March 25th […]

There are artists among us! This amazing combination of the Beast, a stick-figure and a strange fellow in the top corner. Be like the Beast, and tell your midterms, “CHALLENGE DENIED.” Can anybody make sense of this? Tell us in the comments! Tableau Columbia by Daniel Sims SEAS ’13

Mailman School of Public Health announces a new interdisciplinary center to study the science of aging. (Columbia) Students and residents protested outside Columbia’s Harlem employment information office Tuesday, claiming that Columbia has failed to provide the jobs it promised as part of M’ville. (DNAinfo) Although neither may be great, Ferris is more sustainable than John Jay. […]

Happening right now on the Lerner Ramps, CCSC is giving away free grilled cheese, Capri Sun, and Reeses and other candy as part of their “Recess with Reeses” study break. Apparently, this is what you kids ate all the time in elementary school. This and tomato surprise:

Bwog will allow the words of Internet Video Gal to stand in place of original text: So what do online video viewers want? Judging by what is most popular on You Tube, CUTE is always a winner. Some of the most popular videos on You Tube are totally insignificant except for one obvious attribute. THEY […]

You never know when someone on your Wi-Fi network is trying to change your Facebook status, tag Aaron Phillips in your profile picture, play FarmVille, or worse. Fortunately, such profile infiltration is easily avoidable. Bwog updates you on how to keep your digi-self free from malicious tampering. Columbia’s wireless network is unencrypted, which means nefarious […]

Midterms do not always bring out the best in us. It is common knowledge that Aeneas was knee-deep in exam season when he killed Turnus, “aflame with rage.” And on Carman 12, no stranger to shenanigans, the primal urge to tear things down from bulletins boards has been indulged without mercy.