We can’t slay all the time!

For sophomores wanting to stay on southfield and in a single, Furnald is the one for you. For incoming freshmen who want AC, probably a single, a kitchen, and dark academia vibes, Furnald awaits.

Because we all know you were looking for free meat on this fine Saturday.

On Thursday, April 28, Staff Writers Kate Mekechuk and Simon Panfilio attended KCST’s performance of The Knight of the Burning Pestle, running April 28, 29, and 30th at 8 pm in front of Kent Hall.

This cheap, easy-to-make, filling, and portable snack is perfect for when you have a busy day out in the city and need to pack an easy lunch! All you’ll need to make it are a frying pan and a rice cooker.

What’s better than one semester of University Writing? Two semesters of University Writing!

After interviewing each candidate, Bwog has chosen to endorse Virginia Lo, Sadia Safa, and Albert Grass for the University Senate and Ali Winter for Student Services Representative. Find our endorsements below.

In this oh-so-busy time of the semester, Bwog has a few examples of how you should (and shouldn’t) do time management!

Mice, boats, and guns.

The Florida Education Department needs to find something better to do with their time.

Okay, but what if Harry Styles went to Columbia?

Here follows the account of the two bwave Bwoggers, Simon Panfilio and Kate Mekechuk, who ate the surf, the turf, and the earth, eating what no one else dared to eat (except every Columbia student in line).

Because sometimes whatever BS your professor pulls isn’t enough.

The following might score you serious indie points at a less quirked-up institution, but not here!

What, sitting through a two-and-a-half-hour lecture in Schermerhorn isn’t how you want to spend your Friday nights? Or any nights at all? What if it wasn’t a choice? What if it was?