We all have our fair share of opinions when it comes to which Columbia alumni are the best but when it comes to blows, who are you betting on?

Have celebrities lost their minds? Professional tabloid reader and Twitter user Miyoki Walker has taken it upon herself to answer the question by ranking famous alumni behavior during the quarantine. 

In the last installment of CU Alumni Movies, Bwogger Miyoki Walker has decided to cover the heartthrob of the moment, the final boss of Columbia Alumni: Timothée Chalamet. 

Not sure how to spend your weekend? How about watching Jenny Slate’s entire filmography?

Curious to know what Bwog is at its core? Fret not, we’ve used the most official science to describe it: astrology. 

 In another installment of CU alumni movies, senior staff writer Miyoki Walker watched a ton of Jake Gyllenhaal movies for no reason other than to stare at his pretty face for hours and hours. 

Without her biweekly-movie-theater visit, Bwogger Miyoki Walker feels lost. In efforts to find some direction during this ongoing nightmare, she’s decided to spend all of her time watching movies featuring Columbia alumni. 

Can’t figure out why you’re single? Your professors have some ideas. 

Senior Staff Writer Miyoki Walker would like you to know you were hella wrong for what you did. 

Not sure how the next week is going to pan out? Bwogger and proud user of Co―Star Miyoki Walker is here to help.

Bwogger Miyoki Walker has noticed something troubling around campus lately: everyone’s wearing $1,500 coats. Here are a few reasons why she thinks this is stupid and hates it.  1. They cost a ridiculous amount of money. There’s no point in proving that you’re rich, we could already tell by your two-day-trip-to-Brussels-over-Fall-Break Instagram post. These coats cost upwards of 950 dollars. Imagine everything […]

Last night, Director of the Urban and Social Policy Program at SIPA Ester Fuchs discussed her new book, Moving Forward, A Story of Hope, Hard Work, and the Promise of America. Bwogger Miyoki Walker recounts the details. TW: Depression and suicide.

Last night, Bwogger Miyoki Walker attended a screening of the 2018 documentary Decade of Fire, followed by a panel and Q&A with the filmmaker Vivian Vázquez Irizarry, community organizer Fitzroy Christian, anthropologist Marc Dones, affordable housing organizer Gregory Jost. The documentary recounts the story of the 1970s South Bronx fires. 

Bwogger Miyoki Walker would like a word with the people who think they can take whatever they want without facing the consequences. 

Bwogger Miyoki Walker often wishes for obvious reasons that she went to Barnard instead of Columbia. This past week, she took matters into her own hands and tried to make those dreams a reality by pretending to be a Barnard student.