This senior drags all Achilles stans to filth and reminisces about days when the Joeopoly didn’t have us in its clutches.

Kate has the most solid upcoming plan we’ve heard here…

Isabella has some wise words on how to enjoy college life, including how to get an extension on your late assignment. 

Barnard’s literal and figurative poster child, Athena Abadilla, wants you to that it’s important to feel and recognize the heroes who take care of us.

Before graduating, Emilia Flack imparts her wisdom onto us by advocating for senior thesis seminars AND shell eggs.

Amanda Perez shares the wisest advice of all: take a final drunk before you graduate.

Theo Burke shares his wisdom in the form of plugging Latenite, making friends, and discovering The Unwritten Rules of Columbia.

Ezra Schwarzbaum breaks down the joys of auditing and a new way of looking on the bright side of things. 

Naye Idriss imparts her wisdom to prioritize mental health, Morrison, and Marx.

From spotting the infamous EC pipe guy hours prior to the incident to model UN, Gillian drops knowledge for people looking to get the most out of it all.

GS student, Urban Studies Major, and prominent member of the CUMB Matt Coulson shares wisdom on getting to know those around you and not taking yourself too seriously.

Jacob Kaplan began the crusade to end milk shaming at Columbia, but that’s not the only take he has to offer.

You might know Amira Farid from her flourishing vlog channel with tens of subscribers, or more likely from your unfortunate CAVA experience.

Paige Moskowitz might just be the reason you’re registered to vote. Thank her by reading her other, equally wise words.

Albert Tai has some useful reminders: you probably owe him five bucks, and you should go do your laundry.