I dream of a time where kids’ shows weren’t awful. And yesterday, I realized that she has a stronger connection to them than before.

The weather has been kinda shitty for the past couple days. Here’s Bwoglines to take your mind off it.

The new Manhattanville campus, aka PrezBo’s baby, is swallowing up more and more of our beautiful city. The newest casualty: the McDonald’s at 125th street. 

(Though colleagues advised him against using the word “engineering” in his book’s title lest it scare off the general public, Lord John Browne did so. So, art history majors, I dare you to click this.)

If Bwog was the Columbia University Department of Economics, the Daily Editors would be our Sunil Gulati.

It’s the start of a new year here at Columbia. The sun is shining.  The birds are singing. The semester is just beginning, and you decide it’s time for a tattoo. But not just any tattoo, a Columbia University themed tattoo. Maybe the heady days of NSOP have inspired you, maybe the return to campus […]

The school week’s almost over, and so is this sentence. Here’s Bwoglines.

Barnard Residential Life might love to spite students in most respects, but part of their new rollout of free alarm clock services ensures that you’ll never sleep through that 8:40. 

An anonymous Bwog staffer has found the best place to yell, and s/he wants to share these findings with you.

Have a great third day of classes, Columbia! Here are today’s Bwoglines:

Hey. It’s me again. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, standing above you, spraying you with this can of Raid. Well, I’ve finally worked up the courage to say what I want to say to you: get the fuck out of my house.

On a day to day basis, our Bwog email inboxes get bombarded by a lot of spam emails. 

The housing website says that 47 Claremont, also just known as Claremont, has bike storage in the basement (see image).

Happy second day of classes! We hope you get off every waitlist you’re currently stuck on. In the meantime, Bwog brings you today’s news as you figure out the best way to curse everyone ahead of you.

Classes are in full swing and our field notes officially are too! Here’s what we were up to during our glorious can’t-stop-won’t-stop-NSOP.