Welcome to the equally solemn and enthusiastic beginning to your morning. We take the good with the bad, and so should you.

Tired of wearing the same T-shirt as every other freshman? Looking for a cute and spicy lewk for homecoming? Bwog has you covered—literally.

Bwog’s finest snaccs, Mia and Donna, take on the ultimate snack (more like a whole meal)–the three-dishes-one-rice combo offered by three Chinese food carts on Broadway. 

Think you know everything about Columbia Athletics? Put your knowledge to the test with this *niche* quiz.

Still don’t know what to play for your pregame on Saturday? Bwog’s got you covered! Staff Writer Aditi Misra compiled only the best alternatives to putting Homecoming by Kanye West on loop.

On Friday morning, the Columbia University Band Alumni Association sent out a press release announcing that the marching band will continue to play at future athletic events, including the homecoming game this Saturday.

Don’t know football? Have no idea where Baker is? Don’t worry, Bwog’s got you covered.

It’s a new installment of Cooking with Bwog! In honor of the upcoming Hallow’s Eve, Bwogger Cara will provide you with a no-muss no-fuss potion to get you through midterms.

Ah, the joys of autumn in New York City: the air is chilly, the trees in Central Park are turning red, and the subway is haunted. Embrace the season—and the weekend!—with this Friday morning edition of Bwoglines.

Bwogger Andrew Chee is live on the scene in Futter Field, where extreme wind speeds are dismantling the Big Sub. Details of this story may change as it develops.

Although the name of this delicious and nutritious snack is pretty self-explanatory, Bwogger Sam Losee writes down the recipe anyway, furthering her mission to spread the joy of pizza eggs with everyone she knows.

It’s October, so that mean’s it is SPOOKY time. Here are some spooky stories that are bound to make you lose even more sleep this midterm season.

Shamus Khan should not have to do this.

Can I interest you in a big, free… sub?!

Bwogger Abi Peters returns this week to review Margaret Atwood’s sequel to The Handmaid’s Tale, The Testaments.