Columbia Journalism School recently taught us how to become relatively successful freelance writers. The event on Wednesday featured Nykia Spradley, Maddy Crowell, and Léa Khayata, and was moderated by Elizabeth Kiefer. But really, this is about me.

RTG’s not only the AEPi Sweetheart but also a finance aficionado. 

We all know (and hate) the sign in policies implemented across the university. Bwoggers are here to share our stories of the dumbest reasons we’ve had to be signed into dorms of different colleges.

XA, former Minister of Propaganda and Spirit Manager of the CUMB, resident goth, and future law school student, gives us advice about enjoying being alone, expressing love to our friends, and taking advantage of free things. And, no, despite popular belief, she is not a Barnard student. 

Water with lemon jumpstarts your metabolism in the morning. Reading Bwoglines makes it work twice as fast.

Ladies, gents, parrots, parents, Butcaf iced latte drinkers, RHDs – welcome to Spring 2019’s Orgo Night! 

NYC’s hottest club is: Carman! 

Hattie Jean Shaw clearly seized the day during her time at Columbia; learn how she did it by reading her Senior Wisdom!

Welcome to BwogAnswers, a new weekly series! Each week, we answer a question from our readers about Columbia. Leave us a question, or a response to this week’s q, down in the comments!

Claudia Levey is here to spin us a wise tale of crying in her English professors’ offices.

Aaron Thompson has bestowed us with some of his Ferris pasta-inspired wisdom.

Good news: live music and free food! Bad news: this means the impending doom of your exams are looming before you. It’s time for Orgo Night and Midnight Breakfast, y’all.

Hear ye, hear ye, we have another senior’s wisdom for your perusal!

Take a minute to relax and read today’s Bwog In Bed!

This crotchety old man we found eating in John Jay shares his wisdom and won’t tell us how he got in here!