Put the petal to the metal, or take your thyme reading today’s Bwog in Bed…either way, it’ll knock your stalks off.

Good news from Congress today—who knew it was possible?

Finals week just got a little bit colder.

“Well way up North where the air gets cold, there’s a tale about Christmas that you’ve all been told. And a real famous cat all dressed up in red, and he spends the whole year workin’ out on his sled.”

Bwog is in bed and listening to Lady Gaga.

Tonight’s energy trivia event should provide an ample temporary distraction from your finals.

History being made in today’s Bwoglines!

Free condoms in France, plus an update on the “tridemic” in today’s Bwoglines.

Looking for a new TV show to binge watch this weekend? Look no further—Bwog(lines) has got you covered!

Political and pickleball upheaval alike in today’s Bwoglines.

Happy belated Steve Kornacki Day to all who celebrate!

Who likes SantaCon? Not New Yorkers.

Who knew that from Russia to Idaho, Moscow remains constant.

Trains and voters both race ahead in today’s Bwoglines.

This job is way cooler than your McKinsey internship.