Bwog can somehow explain the past 22 days of housing, but the mystery behind the resurrecting 6-person Plimpton suite will remain unsolved.

But wait, there’s more!

It’s coming to an end…

There’s like 150 room assignments left… but more than 150 students left to choose… I’m concerned.

McBain can’t really be that bad, can it?

There are no more Plimpton singles at Barnard, but Columbia students can always opt for the shafted, six-person Plimpton Hall suite.

I am literally begging someone to take the 47 Claremont suites.

Columbia sophomores, don’t despair, you still have plenty of great options; Barnard upperclassmen, you have nothing to worry about.

To everyone who picked into a McBain double today, I just wanna talk.

The options are fine, but you know, not great.

Housing selection is staying weird.

Let us summarize for you the perhaps the weirdest housing selection in history.

I’m not saying I’m judging you for all your choices but… I’m judging you for all your choices.

A round of applause for day 9! *silence*

Columbia housing day 8! Give it up for day 8!