I am literally begging someone to take the 47 Claremont suites.

Columbia sophomores, don’t despair, you still have plenty of great options; Barnard upperclassmen, you have nothing to worry about.

To everyone who picked into a McBain double today, I just wanna talk.

The options are fine, but you know, not great.

Housing selection is staying weird.

Let us summarize for you the perhaps the weirdest housing selection in history.

I’m not saying I’m judging you for all your choices but… I’m judging you for all your choices.

A round of applause for day 9! *silence*

Columbia housing day 8! Give it up for day 8!

Today’s the day that Barnard kicked off their 2021 housing lottery and sorry to say that only seniors won today (and even some lost).

Seniors, you’ve made it through! Congrats! Juniors, on your mark, get set…

Howdy folks! It’s another day in the wild west*   *Columbia housing selection

We’re only four days into housing selection? *vomits*

Seniors still have a lot of good choices, but the pickings are getting slimmer.

No chaos yet, but we’re waiting for the ball to drop…