Safety is key, especially when it comes to my iced shaken espresso.

For legal purposes, Bwog does not support underage drug use.

 these bwoggers! They’re trying to murder me! -Laura Rosenbury, probably

I saw a lot of things at Bacchanal.

The Bwacchanal Headliner has been removed. And the Bwoard of Trustees is prepped to takeover.

For all the singles out there who want more.

Here’s to hoping Bacchanal continues its tradition of having up-and-coming artists on their stage before their Best New Artist Grammy nomination.

There is an ongoing drought in the northeast right now. Campus lawns are feeling it, despite the slight drizzle that we got on Sunday night. Butler Lawn via My Camera Roll Header via Bwog Archives

Thought I’d share a few of the intrusive brainrot thoughtbabies that plague me daily (especially in and around Butler library)

Let down your hair, babygirl. Lousey’s home. 

Every year, Columbia College students are subjected to the Literature Humanities curriculum. Today, I will answer the question we have all been secretly asking ourselves: which “Gilgamesh” character is the most smashable? I have compiled an exhaustive reasoning for each character in a frat flu-induced haze.

I know because I was almost one of them…

Sometimes you need to just shit on the floor, amirite?

My mother, my country—do not abandon me.

“If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?” My response is, “Yeah, I would if I could.”