If you throw a bad party after reading this article, that one’s on you.

Managing Editor Elijah Knodell and Science Editor Sydney Wells take a trip down memory lane through Barnard President Sian Beilock’s famous Instagram account.

February, man.

Let’s make these buildings salacious.

Bwog does not endorse any of the below. They’re just…wistful dreams.

Just…why?

Genuinely, name one thing more important to judge a library on. I’ll wait.

Videos to lose your mind to during finals.

Bwautumns up!

Whether you have sensory issues, a soft spot for psychedelics, or are just a texture enthusiast, Columbia has plenty of opportunities to appreciate the unique composition of different objects. Here are some favorites.

Taylor Swift might have an honorary degree from NYU, but these tracks are so Columbia.

Soup and Core lovers rejoice! This article is for you!

If you aren’t content living inside of a furnace, perhaps these tips and tricks for capitalizing on your ridiculously hot dorm will make these first few weeks back on campus a bit more bearable.

If you can’t seem to choose between Biochemistry, Sociology, English, Music, Math, or Art History, this guide is for you.

Hoping to avoid a freshman flop era? Steer clear of Bwog’s past mistakes and heed our advice so you don’t foul up your first year at Barnumbia.