Take a compatibility test to see if you and your potential roommate are a “perfect” match!

Bwog staffer Will Lyman has made it his life goal to sneak into the elusive Lerner Hall undetected. Today, he shares his story.

Duality was the name of the game this weekend for Bwog.

This is a PSA about color combinations in the Diana smoothie line, for regulars, occasionals, and (most importantly) newcomers.

The writing feels endless, but Bwog did some quick math to figure out exactly how screwed we all are. 

  Ever wonder what the day-to-day agenda for a first-year student looks like? Think no more. One Bwogger has finally uncovered the real answer that no college admissions session could ever reveal to you. Below is a detailed timeline of the usual activities from 9 am to midnight.

OK, maybe not “quick,” but hopefully interesting.

Scenes from Absolute Bagels: 11:30 am, Saturday, Feb. 22. 

Based on true stories–the duality of elevators.

It’s a goddamn beautiful day outside. Go enjoy it.

If you send me another [ACTION REQUIRED] email when the email does not require any action, you’re going to catch these hands.

Elevators are terrifying metal coffins that self destruct upon the act of jumping up and down. One particular elevator on our campus will deliver you through all nine circles of hell whether you jump, sit, or stand. 

On this episode of BIY (Bwog-will-show-you-how-to-do It Yourself), Staff Writer James Perry will show you how to make use of that sweet, sweet $10 of printing a week and bind your own books for class.

This semester, Bwog has a new Board! Get to know Isabel Sepúlveda (Editor-in-Chief), Eva Sher (Managing Editor), and Vivian Zhou (Internal Editor).

Senior Staff Writer Miyoki Walker would like you to know you were hella wrong for what you did.