Mondays to feel like Mondays so I’ll finally stop sleeping through my 10:10’s…

It is I, produce royalty.

If there’s one thing on which we can all agree, it’s that calculations should never be done on the fronts of envelopes. That’s why today we’re going to use the back of an envelope to do a previously unattempted calculation—finding out our distance from Alma.

Happy Aries Season! The good news is that y’all share a sign with Lady Gaga, James Franco, and Robert Frost. The bad news is that you are probably celebrating in quarantine. So, while you won’t be able to go over to your local pâtisserie and pick up your favorite goods, here is Bwog presenting: What […]

Bwog reminisces about moments on campus.

To my fellow Zoomers, please never apologize for your cat arriving in the frame. 

Bwog Staff Writer Will Lyman washes his hands. So should you.

Now that all classes are taking place over the online wonderland that is Zoom, we students have limitless possibilities to creatively multitask. 

Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda can’t actually fight people while responsibly socially distancing, so this will have to do.

Some housing group names are just inherently better than others.

If you are going to post another change.org petition on your Facebook feed, we hope it’ll be on one of these funky fresh topics. 

Are you struggling to focus in your online Zoom classes? Is staring at a blurry video of your prof just not the same as sitting in a classroom after hiking up the hell that is the Milbank stairs? Deputy Editor Caroline Mullooly offers insight on how to pay attention to your online classes.

Staff Writer and GSSC Bureau Chief (Hey! If I have the title, I might as well use it) Olivia Mitchell reminisces on her first-year at Columbia as it comes to its early close– specifically the things she and other Bwoggers never did but wanted to– in the form of a Bingo. 

Once again, Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda is correct and once again, she will elaborate.

Last semester, Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda (along with Science Editor Sarah Braner) started a book club with her friends and she thinks you should too.