Do you have ADHD and find it impossible to concentrate on anything? Trust me—this playlist helps.

Finals time! Hope you don’t need it, but good luck everyone!

Returned to Low Library after years outside, this rare glimpse into the elusive event space as finals rush towards us like an oncoming train was a sight to behold. Or just a chance for university-affiliated groups to hock their merch and clear out hot chocolate. You decide.

Do you hear that? It’s the sound of green grapes being munched and fabulous articles being pitched. It can only mean one thing—Bwog open meeting has begun! Come join us in Lerner 510 tonight at 9 pm.

TL;DR: It’s not worth the $4.99.

“Come on over to the house,” he said. “It’ll be fun!” he said.

Staff writers Hannah Revels and Isa RingswaldEgan reflect on this year’s Spotify Wrapped and create archetypes that just might inspire you to change your music taste.

Bwog investigates Barnard’s wreath-like decorations because they definitely aren’t just wreaths.

The Voyager Golden Records were sent up to space in the ’70s with important images and recordings to help any extraterrestrial life forms understand life on Earth. Bwog has input on what the aliens need to know.

It’s officially cuffing season. Grab whoever you’ve got, and escape the cold together.

Force yourself to get into the holiday spirit.

King Henry, of Clan Cup Tower, was the first reigning monarch of the Southwest Highlands of Schapiro. The following is an earnest recount of his rise to power, his great feats, and his untimely death.

Because sportsball is cool once every four years!

I’ll save you the trouble: watching Gladiator is a more worthwhile two hours and 35 minutes than any Beta party.

For the times when everyone rediscovers Milstein…