Guest Writer Kirsten Trevino shares a foolproof guide to never having an awkward interaction during those first few weeks on campus.

From Guest Writer Samara Mohan: a chronicle of her first vegan lunch at Hewitt.

They’re free*! They’re healthy**! They’re nourishing***! And best of all, they’re easily available on campus!

Applications are due Friday, September 16 at 11:59 pm!

Guest Writer James Coppersmith brings us a Detective’s Log on this Mystery.

FWOC = First Week Of Classes.

Sidechat is crazy, y’all.

Love Bwog? Love web dev? We have a proposition for you!

Help us hold the site together with visuals!

Do you relate to Charli XCX’s “Hot Girl”? Then you belong at Bwog.

Join us in Lerner 510 at 9 pm for an evening of probably no poetry but lots of fun.

Bwog is the place to be! But, how does one get there?

There are Martians in Morningside.

If your professor assigns these readings in the first week, run.

Please feel free to use these names as inspiration–just make sure to provide me with necessary monetary compensation for my immense creativity and intellect.