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We Wouldn’t Touch You With a Ten-Foot Poll

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

As you may recall, Bwog has recently been on a journey of self-discovery and institutional memory in which we trawl through Columbia’s history to bring you cool things. Recently, we sat down in the RBML with a huge stack of old yearbooks to find weird memorabilia and embarrassing pictures of Obama. While we kind of […]

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In Defense Of: Taking a Night Off

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

It’s been a long couple of days in the mad pre-finals crunch. You deserve a break. Internet Enthusiast Elizabeth Self tells you why. I see you over there. Yes, you. Droopy-eyed, head propped up on arm, huge backpack on the floor and study guide open, though you’re scrolling slower than the snow on the Hamilton […]

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Finally Putting MechE To Good Use

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 5 Comments

Late one night, Bwog received this tip from an enterprising Butlerite: An archaic fix to an archaic problem: one of the stalls in the men’s room outside butler 209 has had a broken lock for YEARS. It took one brave, yet disgruntled mechanical engineering student to finally do something about it. Your not-so-anonymous tipster/resident tinkerer, […]

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Day In The Life: Captain Adventure Doesn’t Know Your Name

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 4 Comments

Continuing our warm welcome of the newly EDmitted Class of 2018, Bwog is presenting a rundown of our typical day because we’re Real People that have Real Lives (at least, that’s what we tell ourselves after the fifth day straight in Butler). A sophomore staffer who wished to remain anonymous (Real People can be anonymous, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Pazia Miller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 10 Comments

Welcome back to another round of our short December Senior Wisdoms, shouting out to those midyear graduates. Here we have Pazia Miller—we can’t believe her life, either. Name, Hometown, School: Pazia Shayne Miller (Pronounced Asia with a P at the front), raised in Baltimore and transplanted to White Plains, New York (REPRESENT). Barnard College always. Claim […]

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Bwog In Bed: Sup, Underclassmen?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2013 6 Comments

Shout out to all of you taking Lit Hum and CC tests today. Good luck! You can do it. Bwogline: Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce Beyonce. (iTunes, LATimes, YouTube, BuzzFeed, Beyonce, True Love all to the tune of Versace) Finals Tip: If it’s consumed in the library/within two hours of a final/out of a ramen cup, […]

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Freshman Year Checklist: The Mistakes to Make

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 19 Comments

As a freshman first-year, there are certain mistakes you need to make and times to have before those two semesters end. So as this first semester comes to a close, Bwog decided to compile these essentials so that you don’t miss anything big. There are The distinctly freshman Mistake your first friends at Columbia (NSOP) for […]

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Another Year, Another Orgo Night/Midnight Breakfast Smashup

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

What it says on the tin. When you need that study break tonight, the Columbia University Marching Band’s got you covered, as they do every semester. Orgo Night, Butler 209, 11:59 pm. Go groan at the lame jokes and tweet the good ones so we don’t have to. Snag a spot early. And as always, […]

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Bwog’s Official CC and Lit Hum Study Guide

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 4 Comments

Oh wait, you actually thought this would be a study guide? That was a mistake. Where there is a will, there is a way to make sex jokes. Especially about the great writers of Western Literature and Philosophy. In the spirit of sex, we present our interpretation of how the greats of the Core would […]

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Actual Wisdom: Robert Farrauto

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 13 Comments

Happy Thursday. For our next Actual Wisdom we bring you Robert Farrauto, who has chosen to answer in all caps. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: I AM A HAPPY FATHER, HUSBAND GRANDFATHER AND A TEACHER OF GREAT COLUMBIA STUDENTS. Claim to fame: I REALLY RESPECT AND ENJOY BEING WITH THE STUDENTS AND TEACHING THEM […]

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Congrats New Barnard PBK Inductees!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 2 Comments

Peel your eyes off those LitHum study guides CC flashcards Netflix and get ready to congratulate some lovely ladies. Phi Beta Kappa just announced its newly elected members at Barnard, so be sure to give them big hugs/ high-fives/ whatever you think is appropriate. We’ve included a picture of the list on the right, but […]

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Admissions Sends Class of 2018 ED Letters

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2013 15 Comments

Columbia’s admissions and financial aid officers and gathered outside of the back entrance to Hamilton today at 3:30 PM to mail decision letters to this year’s set of Early Decision applicants. It was a quick event, and mostly consisted of smiling admissions officers waving around Priority Mail envelopes. Braving what appears to be the coldest weather […]

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Columbia Basketball Has Mixed Results

Abby Rubel 0

cu basketball
lukas meisner seems to be recovering from his dismal free throw performance last year
men's basketball
the women's team was SO CLOSE to 69 points
those first-year women are doing great
we
women's basketball

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Signs You Should Switch Rooms

Sarah Harty 0

fr though if you're worried about your safety in your room please switch
if im sleeping through my 8:40 pls wake me up!!!
my roommate did the sexiling without sex thing
some of these are serious some of these less so

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The Worst Places To Sleep On Campus

Aliya Schneider 0

if you deal with #2 on a nightly basis i feel sorry for you
lmao this is too true
some bwoggers also guilty of #3
some bwoggers are guilty of #4
there should be a columbia bucket list that involves sleeping in all these places

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Fire In Ruggles (And Wien) Hall(s), Because Columbia Is Constantly On Fire

Ross Chapman 5

4 am fire alarms are the great equalizer
a cheese fire would probably smell delicious
fire
fire alarms
not a false alarm
ruggles

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Announcement: The Tree Lighting Ceremony Is Tonight!

Sarah Harty 0

also i want one of those long sleeves
i will fight for those long sleeves
ooh so pretty
you're gonna be on college walk anyway so might as well go

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Bwoglines: Merry Crisis Edition

Sarah Harty 0

@north korea: really though?
i would marry aaron judge tbh
iran deal thing looks dope
my straight male friends: i would suck aaron judge's dick no question
waiting for every rapist in politics to be treated like every rapist in entertainment like

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On A Cold And Terror-filled Night, Bwog Reviews 616, The Middle Of Campus And NYC

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

in 2025 bwog's writing staff will be entirely replaced by robots
more than bwog
next week: all bwog posts should be written by notbwog
notbwog
notbwog is bwog
notbwog is truebwog
notbwog will become bwog
this aligns with my post-thanksgiving expansion

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Columbia Women’s Soccer: A Recap Of A Record-Breaking Season

Victoria Arancio 0

I wish I was Ross
keep shakin
roar lion roar is most often sung ironically
women AND sports!
women's soccer should be the new homecoming cuz it's the real f***ball

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