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An Ode To Uni Cafe

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 3 Comments

Yesterday, Uni Cafe was shut down for health code violations. Today, some deranged tipster who considers Uni Cafe bagels to be delicious wrote this ode: To the restaurant you creatively dubbed “UNI” We mourn the shutdown of yesterday Your doors are locked, your tables too roomy Your open-ness seems so far away. Away from 115th […]

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Overheard(s): Revealing Truths

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 0 Comments

While sitting in the bushes the past few days, Bwog has overheard students spilling some secrets, questioning life, and making some promises. Read on for some choicy bits: On college walk: Girl 1: “Have you ever…?” Girl 2: “No! I mean, I’ve been tardy before, but I’ve never…ditched.” Bro reading a text to a bunch […]

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Banksy’s Siren of the Lambs Spotted Near Columbia!

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 3 Comments

Banksy’s been in New York City recently. A tipster spotted his most recent work, filling a slaughterhouse truck with stuffed animals, near 112th Street and Broadway. If you have pictures, send them to tips@bwog.com! Image via Alexandra Preiser

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The Creepy Carving Contest

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 3 Comments

It is that time of year, when a girl can wear only lingerie and animal ears and no other girls can say anything else about it time for Bwog’s annual Pumpkin Carving Contest. Plan on failing all of your midterms? Don’t say you failed because you weren’t smart enough, say you failed because you were too busy carving […]

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Bwoglines: Really Paranoid About Technology Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 24, 2013 0 Comments

Apparently, the people who built the healthcare.gov website weren’t expecting as much traffic as it has received since its launch. The price for having the website shut down as a result? They’re having a congressional hearing… (Al-Jazeera America) The New York Times Editorial Board, responding to two recent reports produced by Amnesty International and Human Rights […]

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An Ethnography of the Vomiting Multitude

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 7 Comments

And when Moses went up the mountain Columbians became impatient, because they could have been studying instead of waiting 40 days for his return. So they created their own idol: the Reddened Bull. When we heard someone was writing an ethnography about Homecoming, we had to get our hands on it. Read on as Bwog’s anonymous […]

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Mad Libs: Lit Hum and CC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 1 Comments

Writing essays is a skill that Bwog just doesn’t have time to develop. So here is our go-to guide for spitting out grade B (we hope) midterm exam essays for your two favorite courses. Just fill in the blanks and watch your professor’s boredom grow. Literature Humanities: This passage, from (old white guy’s last name) […]

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SGA: Desserts Is Stressed Spelled Backwards

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Hey, remember that time last week when SGA showed up at your door with desserts? Remember how you had to fill out that Google form to place your order? SGA read every last one of them and spent Monday’s meeting identifying trends in your responses. Bold Barnard Bwogger Lauren Beltrone was on the scene. If […]

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RoomHop: The Bro Château

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 16 Comments

“The government may be shutdown, but the Bro Chateau isn’t!” Bwog recently made a couple of weekend visits to the Bro Château, a popular EC townhouse which is becoming known for its themed get-togethers. As always, if you find a room that you think should be hopped, send it to tips@bwog.com. Their most recent event, […]

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ESC: The Changes They Are A-Comin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 3 Comments

Reporting on all things rolling in the deep, Bwogtastic reporter Keenan Albee brings you the latest behind the SEAS action. This week ESC was graced by the presence of SEAS Vice Dean Kachani and, not surprisingly, the meeting was chock-full of big announcements. But if a curriculum change isn’t enough to get you all hot […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Where Art Thou? An existential cry for help? An accusation on a phone with bad service? Or an attempt to recreate a play made hundreds of years ago? Madysen Luebke answers all these questions and more with your weekly dose of all events artsy. If you know of any art-related events, send them in to […]

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There She Is, Miss America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 8 Comments

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate? There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors. Bwog was tipped the following: “English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got […]

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CCSC Talks Friendship, Bias, and Bylaws In The Satow Room

Nadra Rahman 1

at one point a pic of josh schenk and hillary clinton was amplified on the screen
ccsc
friend2friend fostering ccsc friendship
i'm a pretty partial person
ya we missed the first meeting

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Bwoglines: Stop Screwing People Over Edition

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and i thought i cursed a lot
bwoglines
call your local rep to stop the ban
can we stop giving far-right individuals power thanks
having lola say stfu to me is now on my bucketlist
help a californian out
how about we ban white supremacists instead
this humidity got me weak
to the left to the left let's bring politics back to the left

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CU Attempts To Answer Columbia Trivia Questions

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adeo meos oculos!
blue and white video?
bwideo
bwog video
nice fuck spec at the end there
we don't hate spec sports though!

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How To Stay Awake In Your 8:40

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

8:40s are the work of the devil
how come we can never nap when we're at home but napping in class is the easiest thing in the world
hydration station
just feed your need for attention and romance
not gonna lie we wrote this post because we needed this for ourselves
shoutout to jon snow for making his lectures so engaging they're had to sleep through

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Save Your Soul At Bwog’s Meeting Tonight

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bring baseball pitchers
bring copies of the Iliad
bring copies of the Quran
bring pitchers
bring pitches
come to meeting
comment your favourite gospel below
meeting tonight

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A Bucket List For Academia

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bucket list
bucketlist
gonna order some crepes now I guess
I hate dailying
I hate dailying so much
I was the events editor back in the day
our events writer now uses two words for these posts

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Marginalia: The Beauty Myth

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finally a barnard book
I'll show you some cool marginlia in wildy bro
look me up on runescape: d0llarin0
marginalia
meet me in wildy
ross came up with this post idea fun fact
runescape is better than marginalia though

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Bwoglines: Get Out And Pray Edition

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bwoglines
drone warfare
get out and pray
get out the prayer
GOTP
it was like 11 PM when that happened jesus
last bwoglines hopefully ever
new adventure time came out this weekend
stayed in Ref until 1:30ish woot woot
thanks Obama for making drones cool!
was not expecting a butler lesbian romance tbh

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