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Junior Year Checklist: Already Over It

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 13 Comments

Everyone forgets about junior year. Freshman year is for #COLLEGE, sophomore year is for slumping, and senior year is for #COLLEGE round two. But what about junior year? Bwog’s got you covered. Here’s everything you need to get done before ohmyGodI’maseniorhow’dthathappenI’msoOLD. Embrace the Ennui Change your sophomore “no fucks given” attitude to the more positively phrased […]

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Primal Scream Your Heart Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 3 Comments

Last night y’all screamed for Primal Scream, one of the few traditions we keep up here at this fine university, along with losing our minds during finals seasons, writing weirdly aggressive passive aggressive notes, and misplacing brownstones. This year, the Class of 2014 attempted a new tradition, with about 30 seniors gathering at Alma to […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kyla Cheung

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 16 Comments

In our continuing series of midyear Senior Wisdoms for midyear graduates, we bring you Kyla Cheung, who’s been working on her Senior Wisdom for years. Seriously. Name, Hometown, School: Kyla, Jersey, Barnumbia Claim to fame? Ha, “fame.” Mmhm. Okay. I suspect I got nominated for this because I started writing parts of this Senior Wisdom years ago. […]

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Day In The Life: Sophomore Needs Closure, Likes Editing

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 2 Comments

While our past staffer schedules have revolved around our rather unproductive weekends, Senior Staff Writer Julia Goodman brings the Class of 2018 her average Monday. 7:00 am: My alarm goes off. Ugh…five more minutes… 7:05 am: My alarm goes off again. 7:10 am: And again. 7:15 am: And again. Time for the most difficult decision […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Beginning of the End

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2013 0 Comments

Whether today is your ticket to freedom or the beginning of a new wave of finals, Bwog invites you to hop in bed with us for a few minutes before you start your Monday. Oh, you thought we meant that in a sexual way? Get your mind out of the gutter. This is about cuddling […]

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BwogSex: Copulating in the Crypt

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 8 Comments

Some of you more cultured Bwoggers may have heard of this thing called Columbia Admirers. The on-again, off-again, on-again (limited time offer) Facebook page has been the subject of many anonymous confessions and declarations of “dat ass.” Today BwogSex and Columbia Admirers brings you a story of daring heroics and steamy finishes. As always, send in any and all […]

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How Hard Is Your…Paper?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 6 Comments

In honor of all the papers being written this week (inb4 SEAS complaints—we know, we know! You’re working much harder than all of us combined!) paired together with the extreme thirst apparent on CU Admirers, let’s talk about sex. We’ve already determined how CC and LitHum authors are in bed, but how about us lowly […]

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Actual Wisdom: Bruce Robbins

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 7 Comments

For today’s Actual Wisdom, we have Bruce Robbins, of previous and expansive Bwog fame. You know it’s a good sign when they already have a Bwog tag to their name. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer: Justify my existence? Can’t be done. When people all around me are getting stonewalled or downsized, why […]

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 1 Comments

If all you wanna do is scream, here’s how to do it. Reposted for your auditory pleasure, the extra-comprehensive guide on letting it loose. Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for noobs: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the […]

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Drawing a Blank

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 82 Comments

Update, 8:30 pm Parida sends us this follow-up message to you, dear readers, to clarify your questions/concerns/finals-induced-rants: “Hey guys this was a joke. I turned it in and then turned in a real assignment afterwards. Good luck on your finals. Don’t do what you thought I did. That would be bad.” Parida, CC ’15, submitted four […]

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Senior Wisdom: Kendall Tucker

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 16 Comments

Name, Hometown, School: Kendall Hope Tucker, Sudbury Massachusetts, Columbia College Claim to fame? President of the Roosevelt Institute, perpetual freshman, person who won’t stop gloating about the Red Sox Where are you going? Home with a few stops on the way! First Israel, then DC for a few months (where I’ll be working at a start-up tech firm). […]

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Day In The Life: Staffer Drinks All Of The Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2013 15 Comments

For the next couple of days Bwog will be unrolling our daily schedules to give the ED admits to the Class of 2018 a slightly…different…view of the typical Columbian. Up today, another anonymous staffer details her usual Sunday. 1:02 pm: Roll out of bed and vow never to drink again. I chug an entire Nalgene of water […]

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DIY In A WTF World: Crafting A Movement Against The Patriarchy

Aliya Schneider 0

'goating' means holding your friend's hair while she pukes in the toilet
catch bwog at the womens march tomorrow
eventhop
is this feminism intersectional?
men are 'trying' but are they trying hard enough?

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Bwoglines: Looming Government Shutdown Edition

Levi Cohen 0

bwoglines
idk how to feel about congestion pricing but the subway needs the money
seriously the song is so bad
support undergraduate research!
why is the world such a mess

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Nostalgia Ain’t What It Used To Be

Ross Chapman 0

blame everything on the french
even a basic human emotion
this post is making me nostalgic

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Rush Bwog And Become A Staff Writer

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

bwog misses bagel
campus figures as bowls of water
rush bwog
rush bwog 2018
staff writers
we take our grapes very seriously

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What To Do With Paper Syllabi

Abby Rubel 0

maybe i should just recycle them already
my desk is already overflowing
seriously it's just gonna clutter up my backpack for months
why do professors give us so much extra paper

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The Fracking Debate: Past, Present, And Future

Zoe Sottile 0

bwog gets environmentally conscious
fracking is a yikes
imho
we wont have enchiladas without water
you didnt think about that did you

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Bwoglines: Territorial Disputes Edition

Sarah Harty 0

a lot of stuff today
bitcoin crashed too???
bwoglines
idk
if nbc can say it we can say it
lololol this is so late
no style guide on cursing?

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Amigos In Memoriam

Youngweon Lee 0

i dont know what the fuck a fishbowl is and i guess i'll never find out
rip amigos
so amazingly mediocre <3
their margs were disgusting tbh sorry not sorry
they'll still be missed

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