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PSA: Bloodthirsty Monsters

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 10 Comments

As spring fully emerges, a new mutant breed of squirrels—created by ingesting the fertilizer in front of Butler—takes over campus as the first step in its quest for world domination. These squirrels have heightened mental and physical capacities, and have been terrorizing unsuspecting undergraduates. A few tipsters risked looking into the squirrels’ fatal beady eyes […]

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Energy Challenge Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 1 Comments

Columbia Housing has just announced the winner of their residential Energy Challenge, in which the residence hall that saved the most energy over the course of 26 days. The winner was Hartley: they reduced their energy consumption by 10.3%. Hartley residents will get a celebration catered by Dining Services, date and location TBA. River came in […]

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Senior Wisdom: Yanyi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 30 Comments

Your week just got two times better: we’re doubling up on Senior Wisdoms, since there are just too many wise graduates out there with stories to share. The first senior today: Yanyi, designer extraordinaire (including of Bwog). Name, Hometown, School: Yanyi — Glen Carbon, IL (most recently) but Zigong, China (to be accurate) — Columbia […]

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ABC Election Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2013-2014 Activities Board Below! According to outgoing ABC president Saketh Kalathur, this year marks a switch to a Direct Democracy mode of representation: each ABC rep was elected only by the groups in their category. Best of luck for next year, all! Executive Board: President: Tony Lee, CC ’15 Vice President: […]

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Bwog Asked: Coping With Finals

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 9 Comments

Finals are just around the corner, and Butler is already crowded with people getting ready. Those poor miserable souls seemed only to have work, but we knew there was more, we wanted to know what kept them going. We asked, “What’s your finals coping mechanism?” here are some of the answers we got. Quiet librarian: […]

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Overheard: LIES

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Now Low Library is already a bundle of mendacity since it’s not neither a library nor Low, being Prezbo’s little office and one of the tallest buildings on South campus. But now the sensationalist media is tricking our children into misbelief! We overheard a teacher telling his kids: “This is a huge deal! This is […]

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Bwoglines: How Many Fucks Do I Give? Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 0 Comments

NYU opens a new campus, in a nicer location than the both the Village and Abu Dhabi. (Funny Or Die) People will buy the weirdest shit, including an EKG of when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon. (7News) Honey Boo Boo’s parents exchanged vows. (USA Today) Scientists have found a new species of Theropodfbnakdf. […]

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Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 27 Comments

Tonight’s Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger, of SWS fame, who calls us out on our own darker past. Name, Hometown, School: Evan Burger; Huxley, Iowa; CC (Philosophy major) Claim to fame: Founding member/lead organizer of Student-Worker Solidarity by day, Lerner manager by night. Where are you going? Starting June 3rd, I’ll be fighting corporate power in […]

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Early Struggles Long Behind, Lions Sweep Ivy League Championship

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 3 Comments

High five the baseball team next time you see them–they’re Ivy League Champs! Sports fan Luca Marzorati tells the triumphant tale… For the first time in six years, the Columbia baseball team earned a berth in the NCAA Tournament, as the Lions won back-to-back games against Dartmouth on Saturday for an 11th Ivy League Championship. […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 2 Comments

Are you still searching for your lost shaker of salt? Well just forget about it and come celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Bwog instead! SGO, 5th floor of Lerner, 7 pm. Bring ideas and pitchers of margarita. Bwog “does not own any part of this song, or Jimmy Buffett” via Youtube

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Our Preference for Cheese Over Oral Sex Is Still Making News

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 12 Comments

Fromage ’13, thanks for keeping us relevant. “Seven years they’ve been asking students at Columbia, would you rather give up cheese or oral sex…I don’t know why!!” via Youtube

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KCST’s Cymbeline: A Round of Applause

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 23 Comments

This weekend KCST put on made their audience chase after Shakespeare’s Cymbeline and Madysen Luebke was there to watch run with the show. Between Havemeyer and Hartley on three very cold spring evenings, KCST’s spring production of Cymbeline brought humor and laughter to a campus preparing for finals. The little known Shakespearean tragedy—albeit a very humorous one—was […]

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Bwoglines: More South Korean Drama

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bwoglines
did you know samsung also builds houses and sells life insurance etc etc etc
happy hump day
happy march btw!!
i'm sad because i'm south korean and i love samsung
my apt in seoul was built by samsung
my grandparents apt was also built by samsung
my uncle works for samsung :(
south korean politics
tfw you're torn between trump's america and park's korea
y$

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The Big Surprise: A Horror Story

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big little surprise!
it's time to stop being passive agressive
midterms starve my soul of happiness and parks and rec
public safety came to my room because I was singing disney songs
remember to eat your spinach
rush bwog
the things I would do for guinness on tap
time to move out of the quad

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Overseen: CUCR In The 37th Razzie Award Winner Announcement

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berries
berry season
bwog loves berries
cucr
CUCR pls
its fashion week
juicy fruit
raspberries
razzies
u up?
what is going on
wyd
yeezy season

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SGA Tackles Winter Housing…Again

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appletree access redeems plimpton
c'mon barnard
get wellness
it gets cold
stressbusters are kind of stressful tbh
this is actually important though
we were on a break!
winter woes
yes we can

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From The Issue: Gravitas In The Glitz

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2017 is the new 1984
blue & white
come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination
february
from the issue
interview
when I write a book it will be just a picture of cute animals

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Bwoglines: Shoot, Swipe, And Take A Swig

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bikers are the worst
bwoglines
climate change is as real as my shitty grades
I need spring break to physically recover
I will bring wine to all of my classes if that means I can make friends
it is NOT the most wonderful time of the year
jj's contest yayyyyy
kermit the frog is my hero

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Field Notes: Spur Of The Moment Edition

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alcohol is weird
beta juice
drunk
impromptu
lemme tell y'all some shit went downnnn at beta
random
seriously this pizza place was so freaking cute
spur of the moment
using your fake to get an ear piercing at Claire's when you're actually over 18
weird
yikes

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Library Reviews: Mathematics Library

Bella Tincher 0

alge braaaaaaaaa
algebra
Bwog does math
do the math
doing
doing math
library review
math
math is hard
math is never wrong
math library
mathematics
review the library
truth never lies

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