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The Conspiracy Theorist: Hartley Hospitality Desk

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Now that Breaking Bad is over, Bwog has to wonder what Hartley Hospitality Desk workers do whilst ignoring our maintenance requests to: have our locks fixed, get our broken toilets replaced (looking at you, Carman), and help us raise/lower/rebuild our beds. Naturally, we knew Blue Cheetah would have the answer, as our trusty source for […]

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Follow Your Dreams: Fuzzy Animals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 4 Comments

Janelle Batta, BC ’11, might be a boring paralegal by day (she thanks LionSHARE for that), but by night she saves the animals of New York City. There’s a fundraiser from 7-10 pm tomorrow night—Pawty at Pourhouse—where your alcoholism can benefit the animals of the animal rescue All Sentient Beings. Bwog’s Feline Fanatic Sarah Faith […]

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Shit My Textbook Says

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Bwog asked for the weird things seen in textbooks. Here’s what we got. No shit, Sherlock: From a book on McCarthyism: “It’s hard to have a witch-hunt without witches” The editors forgot to take it out of the final draft: From a chapter on cyclic molecules: “‘Clearly the ring had an unwholesome power…’ —J.R.R. Tolkien, Lord […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Cheesecake Brownie

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 3 Comments

In today’s Butler Café poetry, Bwog isn’t sure whether Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana wrote this description. In any case, the cheesecake brownie isn’t too shy about its double identity.

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John Jay No Longer Quite So Hot

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 6 Comments

Thanks to the 1100-signature petition delivered by Student–Worker Solidarity to Columbia Dining, John Jay Dining Hall workers no longer have to endure a ridiculously hot kitchen. Pizza-baking, which apparently puts out a lot of heat, has been moved downstairs until Dining can put in better ventilation. Press release: This evening, workers at John Jay excitedly […]

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Bwoglines: Is This The Onion? Edition

By Bwog Staff on Oct 10, 2013 0 Comments

Are you still feeling sad that Breaking Bad is over? Cry no more! The One World Symphony House here in New York is remaking it. As an opera. An anti-Semitic Elmo was arrested in Times Square and sentenced to a year in jail. Oh, and he also tried to extort the Girl Scouts for $2 […]

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USenate Candidates Announced

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 37 Comments

As we announced earlier, after an interesting turn of events, there will be a direct election for the University Senate. There will be a debate in the Lerner Satow Room on Sunday from 4:30-5:30 pm and polls will open next Wednesday. The candidate list has just been announced and is as follows: Conor Skelding Alexander Andresian Yassamin Issapour David Kang David Froomkin Marc Heinrich […]

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Swingers Invite Ty Cobb to Stay

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

Bwog was tipped about an interesting addition to a double in the LLC. Check out the picture and post below. Sometimes even a double can feel lonely, which may explain why a pair of roommates chose to welcome a life-size poster of baseball player Ty Cobb into their home. Now, it serves as a welcoming and terrifying surprise […]

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www.LectureHop.com/r/founders

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 4 Comments

It was a night of memes, millionaire know-how, passionate creativity, and indispensable advice. Sunday, October 6th, the Columbia Organization for Rising Entrepreneur’s hosted an event which brought reddit co-founder and webshow host, Alexis Ohanian, to the Roone Arledge Cinema – along with two other notable new-tech moguls and former CC students, Jared Hecht CC ’09 […]

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Pastry Poetry in Butler: Bran Muffin

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 2 Comments

Today Bwog ventured into the Butler Cafe and stumbled upon this marvelous muffin. Brown and beautiful, domed and doubtful, it drew us closer. Marked as “bran-tastic” we even felt an urge to try it. But then we saw a Red Bull and drank that instead.

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The Small Victories of Midterms: The Butler-ite

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

In which Bwog brings you The Small Victories of Midterms: illustrations of the little things that make you feel good during midterm season. To start us off, we have he Butler-ite who looks surprisingly well put together. Note her poise, her intense gaze, her large head (containing a large brain of course). This is the smart and studious […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 09, 2013 1 Comments

All Weekend Remember this controversy? Well if you’re a self-identified woman of color, auditions for Barnard-Columbia V-Day’s Vagina Monologues start today. Tonight they’re in Pupin 414 from 8-11pm, Thursday Diana 502 9-midnight, and Friday Hamilton 316 5-8pm. Check the facebook event for more information. The Harlem Art Walk Tour is happening this weekend Saturday and Sunday from noon […]

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Going To Reacting Drunk: Rum Edition

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dont drink and drive kids
go to your classes drunk
hemingway effect right?
reacting to the past is so iconic
someone should spent 12 hours in reacting
stressed first years
the ghost of last night's rum haunts me

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Investigating The Mysterious Fuck Spec Flyers

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a serious journalistic investigation
fuck spec
fuck!
spec
we honestly cant believe this wasnt us
who are u
wonder if they're liking riverside

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Bwoglines: Sleeping In Edition

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amazon is going to take over the world
bwoglines
eat pray drink
happy Friday y'all
jimmy kimmel is going to save lives
late morning bwog
late night comeback
the world is going to hell

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Classroom Idiocy

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i am half convinced that centaurs are real
i've heard more compelling arguments on the subway
live laugh love at yourself
the dumbest comments are the best comments
this is the shit you're gonna remember on the day of the midterm
we've all walked into the wrong class on the first day

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Ode To The First-Year Who Filled An Entire Take-Out Container With JJ’s Popcorn

Betsy Ladyzhets 2

did anyone else's hometown ace hardware store have a popcorn machine
JJs
popcorn girl is our new muse
shortform
the popcorn is a metaphor
this /website/ is a metaphor
this shortform is a metaphor
we're getting popcorn for our next meeting

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Bwoglines: Tampering, Damaging, And Neglecting

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bwoglines
Can I be as excellent as his excellency
I want to eat an entire pizza
I'm neglecting my responsibilities and my bed
waiting for the weekend
where's the follow through though

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Spec Could Hear Us Knocking But We Couldn’t Come In

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believe it or not we do have some friends who work for spec
but how can spec work in a church when they're so close to hell
bwog-spec fisticuffs?
bwog-spec hate fucking?
bwog-spec playdate?
fuck spec
lerner 510 > riverside church
shout out to the speccies who hung out with us at the activities fair
spec

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Burns, Baby, Burns: A Discussion Of ‘The Vietnam War’ (The Documentary)

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@all the people who walked out during the q and a
@the guy next to me sleeping
@the other guy on his phone
anyone else here thinking about bandstand & getting a little emotional
ken burns
lecturehop
milvets
we're a gs appreciation bwog today
you forget how cool gs students are and then you go to a thing like this

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