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An Ethnography of the Vomiting Multitude

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 7 Comments

And when Moses went up the mountain Columbians became impatient, because they could have been studying instead of waiting 40 days for his return. So they created their own idol: the Reddened Bull. When we heard someone was writing an ethnography about Homecoming, we had to get our hands on it. Read on as Bwog’s anonymous […]

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Mad Libs: Lit Hum and CC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 1 Comments

Writing essays is a skill that Bwog just doesn’t have time to develop. So here is our go-to guide for spitting out grade B (we hope) midterm exam essays for your two favorite courses. Just fill in the blanks and watch your professor’s boredom grow. Literature Humanities: This passage, from (old white guy’s last name) […]

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SGA: Desserts Is Stressed Spelled Backwards

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Hey, remember that time last week when SGA showed up at your door with desserts? Remember how you had to fill out that Google form to place your order? SGA read every last one of them and spent Monday’s meeting identifying trends in your responses. Bold Barnard Bwogger Lauren Beltrone was on the scene. If […]

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RoomHop: The Bro Château

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 16 Comments

“The government may be shutdown, but the Bro Chateau isn’t!” Bwog recently made a couple of weekend visits to the Bro Château, a popular EC townhouse which is becoming known for its themed get-togethers. As always, if you find a room that you think should be hopped, send it to tips@bwog.com. Their most recent event, […]

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ESC: The Changes They Are A-Comin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 3 Comments

Reporting on all things rolling in the deep, Bwogtastic reporter Keenan Albee brings you the latest behind the SEAS action. This week ESC was graced by the presence of SEAS Vice Dean Kachani and, not surprisingly, the meeting was chock-full of big announcements. But if a curriculum change isn’t enough to get you all hot […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Where Art Thou? An existential cry for help? An accusation on a phone with bad service? Or an attempt to recreate a play made hundreds of years ago? Madysen Luebke answers all these questions and more with your weekly dose of all events artsy. If you know of any art-related events, send them in to […]

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There She Is, Miss America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 8 Comments

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate? There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors. Bwog was tipped the following: “English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got […]

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Bwoglines: The Give and Take

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 0 Comments

The take: A child had his enormous pumpkin stolen. IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN. (Huffington Post) The give: New movie theaters with three screens are coming your way. (Dvice) The take: Sailors have noticed that the “ocean is broken.” This is why we can’t have nice things.(The Herald) The give: Banksy is really cool. And sometimes makes people […]

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Party Testimonial: GenderFuck

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 14 Comments

Because homecoming and parent’s weekend are really the best time to take off your clothes and grind with your classmates, Bwog brings you another party testimonial: GenderFuck! Want to tell Momma Bwog about your crazy weekend? Email us at tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. I learned three things this weekend: Alcohol makes GenderFuck better, […]

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Bwog’s Midterms Playlist

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

Bwog was wondering: What do you watch or listen to when you go into an exam knowing you’ll fail? Here’s how we pump ourselves up in anticipation of failure, when we’ve really just got to say “fuck it, we’re doing it live.” “The World’s Greatest” by R. Kelly “You Make My Dreams Come True” by Hall […]

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Bwog Reviews: Kill Your Darlings

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 10 Comments

As you may or may not be aware, Columbia was a major hub of the Beat poetry movement, that is if you believe the plaque about Jack Kerouac in the Hartley sky lounge. Daniel Radcliffe shot a movie about the Beats on our campus, and the result, Kill Your Darlings, is now in wide release. […]

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Free Food And Schmoozing (Psst, Seniors Only)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

If you’re not a freshman, sophomore, or junior, you can get free food tonight! From 7:30 to 10:00 tonight, seniors can get eat, drink, and be merry with Dean Valentini in Lerner Party Space at the Senior Fund Giving Day Kickoff—your dream come true! Eat Dino BBQ, drink beer, and talk about Columbia University’s 2nd […]

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Announcement: Free Beer Outside Baker For Seniors

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beer
bwop tart
columbia gives free stuff out...on the occasion
free beer
homecoming
IDGOD
is a columbia fake a thing now
lol remember idgod
take advantage of this to save money in the city

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Bwoglines: School Spirit Edition

Jenny Zhu 0

bwog: send nudes edition
bwop tart
fuck Trump
homecoming is today are you nervous
im not paying 100 for a supply closet like bitch please
penn quakers
please don't actually send nudes im begging u
quaking because we're 4-0
where the heck is bushwick anyways

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Dropping The Suitcase, And Other Metaphors: Jhumpa Lahiri Returns To Barnard

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'i went onto barnard's campus and immediately went up to the fourth floor of barnard hall' same
conversationhop?
for some people spec is the wrong suitcase
hey jhumpa who wrote plato's republic
lecturehop
no guesses as to who edited this
one bwog staffer has the same advisor as jhumpa lahiri and has never been more starstruck in her life
shoutout to ella you killed it

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Announcement: CSC’s Night Market Is Tonight!

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How To Bandwagon For Columbia Football

Abby Rubel 0

bwog is for everyone (even those who like sports)
columbia spirit
football
free columbia beer
homecoming
sports

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Bwoglines: Hungry Hungry… Crocodile? Edition

Zack Abrams 0

boycotting twitter
don't forget about night market!
finally sweater weather
it's a beautiful day for living in constant fear of what trump will tweet next
pep rally will be fun
the goat
what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile again?

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Butler Rooms Ranked By Optimal Crying Locations (From Worst to Best)

Megan Wylie 1

*jewel voice* who can save your soul
but is any of butler really good?
fifth floor truly does suck
i'd give all of it a 4.5/10 at best
pro tip: don't go here
psh thats easier said than done i know
the call of the columns is just too loud

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What To Do With Your Parents During Homecoming: A Guide

Zoe Rossetto Metcalfe 0

avoid times square like the plague
best for everyone involved tbh
homecoming 2017
is the strand even hipster anymore?
take advantage of that open wallet if you can
while you can

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