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Mad Libs: Lit Hum and CC

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 1 Comments

Writing essays is a skill that Bwog just doesn’t have time to develop. So here is our go-to guide for spitting out grade B (we hope) midterm exam essays for your two favorite courses. Just fill in the blanks and watch your professor’s boredom grow. Literature Humanities: This passage, from (old white guy’s last name) […]

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SGA: Desserts Is Stressed Spelled Backwards

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Hey, remember that time last week when SGA showed up at your door with desserts? Remember how you had to fill out that Google form to place your order? SGA read every last one of them and spent Monday’s meeting identifying trends in your responses. Bold Barnard Bwogger Lauren Beltrone was on the scene. If […]

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RoomHop: The Bro Château

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 16 Comments

“The government may be shutdown, but the Bro Chateau isn’t!” Bwog recently made a couple of weekend visits to the Bro Château, a popular EC townhouse which is becoming known for its themed get-togethers. As always, if you find a room that you think should be hopped, send it to tips@bwog.com. Their most recent event, […]

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ESC: The Changes They Are A-Comin’

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 3 Comments

Reporting on all things rolling in the deep, Bwogtastic reporter Keenan Albee brings you the latest behind the SEAS action. This week ESC was graced by the presence of SEAS Vice Dean Kachani and, not surprisingly, the meeting was chock-full of big announcements. But if a curriculum change isn’t enough to get you all hot […]

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Where Art Thou?

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 2 Comments

Where Art Thou? An existential cry for help? An accusation on a phone with bad service? Or an attempt to recreate a play made hundreds of years ago? Madysen Luebke answers all these questions and more with your weekly dose of all events artsy. If you know of any art-related events, send them in to […]

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There She Is, Miss America

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 8 Comments

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate? There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors. Bwog was tipped the following: “English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got […]

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Bwoglines: The Give and Take

By Bwog Staff on Oct 23, 2013 0 Comments

The take: A child had his enormous pumpkin stolen. IT’S THE GREAT PUMPKIN. (Huffington Post) The give: New movie theaters with three screens are coming your way. (Dvice) The take: Sailors have noticed that the “ocean is broken.” This is why we can’t have nice things.(The Herald) The give: Banksy is really cool. And sometimes makes people […]

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Party Testimonial: GenderFuck

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 14 Comments

Because homecoming and parent’s weekend are really the best time to take off your clothes and grind with your classmates, Bwog brings you another party testimonial: GenderFuck! Want to tell Momma Bwog about your crazy weekend? Email us at tips@bwog.com or use our anonymous tip form. I learned three things this weekend: Alcohol makes GenderFuck better, […]

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Bwog’s Midterms Playlist

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

Bwog was wondering: What do you watch or listen to when you go into an exam knowing you’ll fail? Here’s how we pump ourselves up in anticipation of failure, when we’ve really just got to say “fuck it, we’re doing it live.” “The World’s Greatest” by R. Kelly “You Make My Dreams Come True” by Hall […]

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Bwog Reviews: Kill Your Darlings

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 10 Comments

As you may or may not be aware, Columbia was a major hub of the Beat poetry movement, that is if you believe the plaque about Jack Kerouac in the Hartley sky lounge. Daniel Radcliffe shot a movie about the Beats on our campus, and the result, Kill Your Darlings, is now in wide release. […]

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Free Food And Schmoozing (Psst, Seniors Only)

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 4 Comments

If you’re not a freshman, sophomore, or junior, you can get free food tonight! From 7:30 to 10:00 tonight, seniors can get eat, drink, and be merry with Dean Valentini in Lerner Party Space at the Senior Fund Giving Day Kickoff—your dream come true! Eat Dino BBQ, drink beer, and talk about Columbia University’s 2nd […]

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The But Commandments

By Bwog Staff on Oct 22, 2013 6 Comments

BUTLER called out from Floor 9 , and He called Bwog to the top of the mountain. Then But spoke all these words, saying: I. Thou shalt use thine headphones for any and all media playing, lest thou shouldest disturb other studiers. Thus thou shalt do, unless thou happenest to be listening to The Eye […]

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Bwoglines: Fajita Stealing Edition

Thomas Saenz 1

fajitas
how do you call your parents from an actual ec party
how much fajitas is actually $1.2 million tho
I hope the law passes
if I got arrested I would want to get arrested for stealing fajitas
imagine getting felony charges for stealing FAJITAS
mala mujerrr
my city was on fire a week ago so I know how Portugal and Spain feel
my Mexican ass is happy this happened
support undocumented lives

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Threats Of Disciplinary Action For CUCR Protesters

Lucy Danger 0

cucr
protests

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Runway Warriors: RISE

Sarah Kinney 0

also the gift bags are hellaaaaaa
fashion and runways and art wooooooo
RISE
runway warriors
this show was so cool y'all

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This Week’s Blissful Bucket List

Lexie Lehmann 0

bucket list
global health
if time was an unlimited resource
we could go to all of these
zoopoetics

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Where Art Thou: This Is Your Brain On Music

Sarah Kinney 0

arts arts arts
brain and music
where art thou?
wow so cool

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An Incomplete And Unscientific Ranking Of The Slowest Elevators On Columbia’s Campus

Isabel Sepúlveda 4

avoid the freshmen 15 by taking the stairs to JJ 14
elevator ranking
elevators on campus
jk who has free time
take the stairs
they write about elevators
this is what Columbia students do in their free time

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Open Meeting Announcement

Bwog Staff 0

I am going back to sleep
open meeting announcement
snacks galore
these meetings are fun i promise
we laugh and smile
we work

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Bwoglines: Did Yesterday Actually Happen Edition

Kiana Taghavi 1

go columbia lions
good morning
I am so happy
midterm season
no words
our football team is undefeated
pickle day
sleep
this is so cool
we can do it
wow
wow we are 5-0

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