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Senior Wisdom: Eli Grober

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 20 Comments

Today’s Senior Wisdom, evening edition: Eli Grober teaches you UWriting, and most likely does a better job than your actual UWriting professor did. Name, Hometown, School: Eli Grober, Somerville/Andover, MA, CC Claim to fame? It’s hard for me to take things seriously. I get motion sickness very easily, so I spend a decent amount of […]

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PSA: Bloodthirsty Monsters

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 10 Comments

As spring fully emerges, a new mutant breed of squirrels—created by ingesting the fertilizer in front of Butler—takes over campus as the first step in its quest for world domination. These squirrels have heightened mental and physical capacities, and have been terrorizing unsuspecting undergraduates. A few tipsters risked looking into the squirrels’ fatal beady eyes […]

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Energy Challenge Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 1 Comments

Columbia Housing has just announced the winner of their residential Energy Challenge, in which the residence hall that saved the most energy over the course of 26 days. The winner was Hartley: they reduced their energy consumption by 10.3%. Hartley residents will get a celebration catered by Dining Services, date and location TBA. River came in […]

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Senior Wisdom: Yanyi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 30 Comments

Your week just got two times better: we’re doubling up on Senior Wisdoms, since there are just too many wise graduates out there with stories to share. The first senior today: Yanyi, designer extraordinaire (including of Bwog). Name, Hometown, School: Yanyi — Glen Carbon, IL (most recently) but Zigong, China (to be accurate) — Columbia […]

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ABC Election Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2013-2014 Activities Board Below! According to outgoing ABC president Saketh Kalathur, this year marks a switch to a Direct Democracy mode of representation: each ABC rep was elected only by the groups in their category. Best of luck for next year, all! Executive Board: President: Tony Lee, CC ’15 Vice President: […]

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Bwog Asked: Coping With Finals

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 9 Comments

Finals are just around the corner, and Butler is already crowded with people getting ready. Those poor miserable souls seemed only to have work, but we knew there was more, we wanted to know what kept them going. We asked, “What’s your finals coping mechanism?” here are some of the answers we got. Quiet librarian: […]

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Overheard: LIES

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Now Low Library is already a bundle of mendacity since it’s not neither a library nor Low, being Prezbo’s little office and one of the tallest buildings on South campus. But now the sensationalist media is tricking our children into misbelief! We overheard a teacher telling his kids: “This is a huge deal! This is […]

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Bwoglines: How Many Fucks Do I Give? Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 0 Comments

NYU opens a new campus, in a nicer location than the both the Village and Abu Dhabi. (Funny Or Die) People will buy the weirdest shit, including an EKG of when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon. (7News) Honey Boo Boo’s parents exchanged vows. (USA Today) Scientists have found a new species of Theropodfbnakdf. […]

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Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 27 Comments

Tonight’s Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger, of SWS fame, who calls us out on our own darker past. Name, Hometown, School: Evan Burger; Huxley, Iowa; CC (Philosophy major) Claim to fame: Founding member/lead organizer of Student-Worker Solidarity by day, Lerner manager by night. Where are you going? Starting June 3rd, I’ll be fighting corporate power in […]

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Early Struggles Long Behind, Lions Sweep Ivy League Championship

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 3 Comments

High five the baseball team next time you see them–they’re Ivy League Champs! Sports fan Luca Marzorati tells the triumphant tale… For the first time in six years, the Columbia baseball team earned a berth in the NCAA Tournament, as the Lions won back-to-back games against Dartmouth on Saturday for an 11th Ivy League Championship. […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 2 Comments

Are you still searching for your lost shaker of salt? Well just forget about it and come celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Bwog instead! SGO, 5th floor of Lerner, 7 pm. Bring ideas and pitchers of margarita. Bwog “does not own any part of this song, or Jimmy Buffett” via Youtube

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Our Preference for Cheese Over Oral Sex Is Still Making News

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 12 Comments

Fromage ’13, thanks for keeping us relevant. “Seven years they’ve been asking students at Columbia, would you rather give up cheese or oral sex…I don’t know why!!” via Youtube

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Spring 2017 SGA Election Results

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sga
SGA 2017
sga elections

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Bwoglines: Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work Edition

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bill de blasio back at it again
bwoglines
est-ce que tu aimes le sex?
je ne parle pas le français
no one wants to deal w ur crying baby at an 8:40
nous aimons la france
Rihanna is a beautiful woman
use protection folks
white people LOVE la la land

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CUMB Releases First Round Of Spring Orgo Night Posters

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come to orgo night everyone!
cumb
cumb to orgo nite
edgy memes for edgy kids
will cumb drag bwog again like last time? or is that just asking for too much attention?
wtf does g(tb)^2 mean

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Field Notes: We Survived Edition

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1020
4/20 was lit fam
dc
GW
i just wanna eat my noodles
lesbian aesthetic
make the blogs kiss
nyu local
Tribeca Film Fest

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Barnard Announces Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

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barnard
congratulations
phi beta kappa
smarties

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Call Out Post: Obnoxious CCSC Campaigning

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ccsc
just yikes
obnoxious campaigning
one girl said she was going "campaigning at Mels"
so many random facebook messages too
so many randos knocked on my door this year
thak god its all over

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New Rep Positions, New CCSC (Goodbye Sandwich Ambassador)

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abby porter: ccsc's babysitter
aryeh
ccsc
Constitutional Review
CUAD
Dan Stone
making a graph of ccsc meeting lengths this semester
rip sandwich ambassador
stop fucking people over
these seniors were all about keeping the meeting going................they're gonna miss these intimate sunday nights <3
when u lose ur election and go rogue
yay new positions!

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Bwoglines: Daily Affirmations Edition

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daily affirmations
god i miss obama so much
how was your weekend
im late for my 10:10
im so damn tired
last week of classes bitches
live love beewog
should i even go
Title IX

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