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Fracture Autos Before You Leave

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 2 Comments

Hi, it’s us again. Just reminding you that the fair folks over at Carsplit are here to make your imminent (it’s closer than it feels like, we swear!) departure a tad more pleasant. If you’re heading to JFK, LaGuardia, or Newark to catch a flight in the next couple days, Carsplit offers you a chance […]

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How To Spend Your Next Study Break

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 3 Comments

Today from 4 ’til 8 pm, watch wide-eyed from your street-facing Nussbaum suite as the kinda shitty weather separates Columbia’s free food warriors from the fair-weather free snackers. Häägen-Dazs, purveyor of fancy ice cream and even fancier spellings, will be giving out one free scoop/cone to all those who dare brave the wait. It should go […]

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Donate and Change Hues

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 9 Comments

The slightly-more-suavely named Give and Go Green is happening! Now! Out on College Walk! It will take place today through Friday from noon until 4 pm. They accept “non-perishable food, clothing in good condition, kitchenware, appliances, linens, accessories, books, small furniture, computers, and toiletries,” so bring your stuff on over. Plus, it’s less to store […]

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In Defense of: The In-Class Final

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 21 Comments

As exams begin to wind down, Bwog advocatus diaboli John Sarlitto defends what has been making your life a living hell since Friday: the in-class final. “How many finals do you have?” you might hear someone ask in those heady twilight moments of the semester, before the darkness and the shadows truly set in. A […]

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Putting it Bluntly: Going on a Prospie Tour

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 20 Comments

…on 4/20. Anna Bahr details her journey below. Read this and more in the May issue of The Blue & White, right on the tail of the April issue, on campus this week. As admitted freshman pare down their college choices in late April, arbitrary details become critical factors in the decision making process. Remember […]

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Bwoglines: Respect Your Elders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 14 Comments

Worrying about childhood obesity may be all the rage now, but the first clinic to treat it opened at Columbia way back in 1930. (Newsweek) Gac Filipac, a custodian at Columbia, spent 20 years taking night morning classes for a Classics degree from GS. On Sunday, he’ll finally graduate—with honors! Then it’s grad school application […]

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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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Bwog Poetry

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Analyze this poetry at your own risk
bwog poetry
I remember learning poetry in 6th grade and my teacher was kind of creepy about it
Still don't understand meter
These titles are accurate af

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Bunsen Bwog: If This Is The Apocalypse, At Least We’ll Find Love

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'twisting the fabric of spacetime' whut
Bwog hasn't seen Star Wars yet because WE'RE STILL TAKING EXAMS
Mazel Tov to Albert Einstein
warm Christmas is as gross as warm lettuce
we feel equally happy and nauseated by our own holiday shopping
WebMD has told us that we have a rare heart condition and will die within several hours

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Bwog In Bed: Is This The Real Life? Edition

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'mama ... just killed my prof ... put a gun up to his head ... pulled the trigger now he's dead ...'
'sends shivers down my spine ... mind is aching all the time ...'
bwog in bed
for a 'creative break' plan how you'd murder your prof if you failed his final. don't follow through though
tbh bohemian rhapsody could very easily be about finals
the main character in bohemian rhapsody is not a great role model but damn does he sing well

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Field Notes: Barely Hanging On Edition

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'didn't study for my monday final'
does anyone really study for their monday finals or is that a myth?
field notes
if columbia had a group hug it would be nice but somewhat creepy
if you didn't nearly die of overheating during orgo night you're apparently doing something wrong
on the other hand if barnard had a group hug it would just be gay
we hate the people who are already home for break but we also wish we could be them

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Actual Wisdom: J.C. Salyer

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'i feed a colony of feral cats' we aspire to get on this level
actual wisdom
bwog isn't getting a head in anthropology and we're not sure how we feel about that
oral sex vs cheese truly is a soul crushing diabolical dilemma - that's why we ask the question
we're definitely still wondering what r.e.m.'s lyrics mean don't worry

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Shit Our Notes Say

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at least if we fail then like the red-winged blackbirds we can marry rich
exam panic
notes from bwog meetings would probably look something like this
we'd love to get pushed off to sea - far far away from our finals
what's the point of taking notes if you don't add some funny doodles and comments every once in a while?

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“Baking” With Bwog: The Many Uses of Oregano

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"wait there are men on bwog" "i mean yeah me"
baking with bwog
brownie mix so thick
bwb
canadian geese can get f**ked
clearly students have their priorities straight
James Taylor is bae
special brownies for real this time
we managed to find oregano before finding an egg

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Bwog In Bed: Be Your Own Hero Edition

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bwog in bed
poc hermione is canon! poc hermione is canon!
poc! hermione! is! canon!!!
shout a warcry in butler. the people around you will be so freaked out they'll leave. win-win for you
the real heroic quest is journeying to the library when all you want to do is sleep
we listened to the pacific rim soundtrack while writing this post it was v motivational
where do you want to take your finals? here? or in a JAEGER?

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