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Overheard: LIES

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Now Low Library is already a bundle of mendacity since it’s not neither a library nor Low, being Prezbo’s little office and one of the tallest buildings on South campus. But now the sensationalist media is tricking our children into misbelief! We overheard a teacher telling his kids: “This is a huge deal! This is […]

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Bwoglines: How Many Fucks Do I Give? Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 0 Comments

NYU opens a new campus, in a nicer location than the both the Village and Abu Dhabi. (Funny Or Die) People will buy the weirdest shit, including an EKG of when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon. (7News) Honey Boo Boo’s parents exchanged vows. (USA Today) Scientists have found a new species of Theropodfbnakdf. […]

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Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 27 Comments

Tonight’s Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger, of SWS fame, who calls us out on our own darker past. Name, Hometown, School: Evan Burger; Huxley, Iowa; CC (Philosophy major) Claim to fame: Founding member/lead organizer of Student-Worker Solidarity by day, Lerner manager by night. Where are you going? Starting June 3rd, I’ll be fighting corporate power in […]

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Early Struggles Long Behind, Lions Sweep Ivy League Championship

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 3 Comments

High five the baseball team next time you see them–they’re Ivy League Champs! Sports fan Luca Marzorati tells the triumphant tale… For the first time in six years, the Columbia baseball team earned a berth in the NCAA Tournament, as the Lions won back-to-back games against Dartmouth on Saturday for an 11th Ivy League Championship. […]

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 2 Comments

Are you still searching for your lost shaker of salt? Well just forget about it and come celebrate Cinco de Mayo with Bwog instead! SGO, 5th floor of Lerner, 7 pm. Bring ideas and pitchers of margarita. Bwog “does not own any part of this song, or Jimmy Buffett” via Youtube

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Our Preference for Cheese Over Oral Sex Is Still Making News

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 12 Comments

Fromage ’13, thanks for keeping us relevant. “Seven years they’ve been asking students at Columbia, would you rather give up cheese or oral sex…I don’t know why!!” via Youtube

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KCST’s Cymbeline: A Round of Applause

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 23 Comments

This weekend KCST put on made their audience chase after Shakespeare’s Cymbeline and Madysen Luebke was there to watch run with the show. Between Havemeyer and Hartley on three very cold spring evenings, KCST’s spring production of Cymbeline brought humor and laughter to a campus preparing for finals. The little known Shakespearean tragedy—albeit a very humorous one—was […]

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Mysterious Whiskey Drinker Leaves His/Her (Maker’s) Mark

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 34 Comments

At one of the many formals last night, a mysterious whiskey drinker charged his/her beverages on someone else’s tab. The victim spoke out this morning in an email to all of the formal’s attendees, and Bwog was more than happy to publicly shameson this Mr. or Mrs. Jameson. The email below: Dear whomever charged $60.00 worth of […]

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Bwoglines: Cinco de Finals Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 1 Comments

Apparently Low steps is one of the best places to celebrate Cinco de Mayo—not like you’ll have time to celebrate though. (Gothamist) You might not remember anything from this past semester of Lit Hum, but you’ll probably remember the life lessons that Full House taught you. (Buzzfeed) We all check our Facebooks after hammering out a paper paragraph, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jack Dickey

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2013 30 Comments

Tonight’s Senior Wisdom: Jack Dickey, the guy who broke Manti Te’o. Name, Hometown, School: Jack Dickey, Guilford, Conn., CC Claim to fame? Deadspin writer, English major. Spent senior winter break proving that a famous football player’s famous dead girlfriend never existed (Bwog: see above link). Still managed to finish my thesis on time. Where are […]

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Bwog’s Highly Reputable (Dis)Honor Code

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2013 3 Comments

There’s been a bit of controversy about Columbia’ recently proposed honor code resolution, with CCSC passing the resolution, and ESC passing then subsequently rescinding it. According to the Spec article on the honor code, the resolution would “require students from all four undergraduate schools to recite an honor pledge during the New Student Orientation Program […]

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Varsity Show Review: Missed Connections

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2013 85 Comments

Bwog was in attendance last night at the premiere of the 119th Varsity Show, “The Great Netscape.” We laughed, we cried. Then we retreated to the secret Bwog lair, discussed, and then laughed and cried some more. Alex Jones writes, with contributions from the whole staff. If taken on its own terms, V119 was an […]

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New Rep Positions, New CCSC (Goodbye Sandwich Ambassador)

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abby porter: ccsc's babysitter
aryeh
ccsc
Constitutional Review
CUAD
Dan Stone
making a graph of ccsc meeting lengths this semester
rip sandwich ambassador
stop fucking people over
these seniors were all about keeping the meeting going................they're gonna miss these intimate sunday nights <3
when u lose ur election and go rogue
yay new positions!

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Bwoglines: Daily Affirmations Edition

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daily affirmations
god i miss obama so much
how was your weekend
im late for my 10:10
im so damn tired
last week of classes bitches
live love beewog
should i even go
Title IX

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Bucket List: Girl Power!!

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actually some litty events this week
also there might be wine
bucket list
CAN coal make a comeback?
fun events
girl power
i got coal for christmas
lexie
lovely ladies doing lovely things
someone remind me to donate blood
there might be free snacks

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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bwog is better
Bwog loves you unconditionally
final is here
is everything crashing down
meeting announcement
You will be fine

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Bwog Love: The People That Got You Through This Year

Timmy Wu 3

"Love Fuck Die"
are you emotionally dead? yes or yes question
Can't wait to get the shit out of here
friends
I want my money back
what is this

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How To Make The Perfect Columbia Tinder Profile

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also this goes without saying but make sure u actually look good in ur fuckin pics ok
bwog gives dating tips
don't start the convo with "hey" goddamn
dont catfish thats not very nice
fuck tinder tho i'm about to delete my account again
how to make the perfect tinder
i hate boring ass bios
why is tinder so gross

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Bwoglines: Everything Is A Lie

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broadway
cuba
Earth say
Erin Moran
everyone chill the fuck out
haiti
Happy Days
NYC is cool
NYC is nasty too

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How To Ask For Your ID Back After You Forgot It

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but really we love our public safety officers... they keep us safe...
bwog does flowcharts
EC is where IDs go to die
goldsmith security guards are honestly so nice
ID trauma
there are some barnard security guards we wouldn't want to face alone on a dark night

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