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Free Pinkberry RIGHT NOW

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2013 10 Comments

Apologies for the late notice (#ButlerBrain), but there is free Pinkberry, in multiple flavors, out in the Broadway, McBain and Ruggles lobbies, courtesy of your lovely Block CAs. Get there quickly–they’re packing up shop at 2 pm! Various delicacies via Shutterstock

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Library Room Reviews: Milstein 303

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2013 3 Comments

In keeping with our finals tradition of reviewing possibly superfluous things like chairs, cafes, and lecture halls, we bring to you some #Finals2013 library room reviews. Because, let’s face it, you want to know as much as possible about the places in which you’ll be spending the next nine days straight. What better way to […]

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Bwog in Bed: Kicking it Off

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2013 2 Comments

Bwog is done with classes and super done with bwoglines. Instead, we’re going to stay in bed and just take a peek at what’s going on in the real world. Help Bwog keep up by sending your crazy overheards/gossip/love letters to tips@bwog.com! Bwogline: Meanwhile, at Wesleyan, administrators are going crazy trying to foil this year’s […]

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Senior Wisdom: Eli Grober

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 20 Comments

Today’s Senior Wisdom, evening edition: Eli Grober teaches you UWriting, and most likely does a better job than your actual UWriting professor did. Name, Hometown, School: Eli Grober, Somerville/Andover, MA, CC Claim to fame? It’s hard for me to take things seriously. I get motion sickness very easily, so I spend a decent amount of […]

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PSA: Bloodthirsty Monsters

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 10 Comments

As spring fully emerges, a new mutant breed of squirrels—created by ingesting the fertilizer in front of Butler—takes over campus as the first step in its quest for world domination. These squirrels have heightened mental and physical capacities, and have been terrorizing unsuspecting undergraduates. A few tipsters risked looking into the squirrels’ fatal beady eyes […]

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Energy Challenge Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 1 Comments

Columbia Housing has just announced the winner of their residential Energy Challenge, in which the residence hall that saved the most energy over the course of 26 days. The winner was Hartley: they reduced their energy consumption by 10.3%. Hartley residents will get a celebration catered by Dining Services, date and location TBA. River came in […]

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Senior Wisdom: Yanyi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 30 Comments

Your week just got two times better: we’re doubling up on Senior Wisdoms, since there are just too many wise graduates out there with stories to share. The first senior today: Yanyi, designer extraordinaire (including of Bwog). Name, Hometown, School: Yanyi — Glen Carbon, IL (most recently) but Zigong, China (to be accurate) — Columbia […]

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ABC Election Results Announced

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2013-2014 Activities Board Below! According to outgoing ABC president Saketh Kalathur, this year marks a switch to a Direct Democracy mode of representation: each ABC rep was elected only by the groups in their category. Best of luck for next year, all! Executive Board: President: Tony Lee, CC ’15 Vice President: […]

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Bwog Asked: Coping With Finals

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 9 Comments

Finals are just around the corner, and Butler is already crowded with people getting ready. Those poor miserable souls seemed only to have work, but we knew there was more, we wanted to know what kept them going. We asked, “What’s your finals coping mechanism?” here are some of the answers we got. Quiet librarian: […]

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Overheard: LIES

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 7 Comments

Now Low Library is already a bundle of mendacity since it’s not neither a library nor Low, being Prezbo’s little office and one of the tallest buildings on South campus. But now the sensationalist media is tricking our children into misbelief! We overheard a teacher telling his kids: “This is a huge deal! This is […]

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Bwoglines: How Many Fucks Do I Give? Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2013 0 Comments

NYU opens a new campus, in a nicer location than the both the Village and Abu Dhabi. (Funny Or Die) People will buy the weirdest shit, including an EKG of when Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon. (7News) Honey Boo Boo’s parents exchanged vows. (USA Today) Scientists have found a new species of Theropodfbnakdf. […]

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Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2013 27 Comments

Tonight’s Senior Wisdom: Evan Burger, of SWS fame, who calls us out on our own darker past. Name, Hometown, School: Evan Burger; Huxley, Iowa; CC (Philosophy major) Claim to fame: Founding member/lead organizer of Student-Worker Solidarity by day, Lerner manager by night. Where are you going? Starting June 3rd, I’ll be fighting corporate power in […]

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It’s Lit In The Lab: A Sonnet About Science Research

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all that orgo wasn't just made up
at least it rhymes
if i had a nickel for everytime my pipette tip didn't fit into my pipette i could afford to pay full tuition at columbia
ok but is it sterile?
pulitzer worthy poetry
true doubt is forgetting whether or not all the reagents were added to the PCR

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Bwoglines: Amadeus Edition

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bwoglines
congressional dumpster fire
don't expect bullet trains anytime soon
how hard is it to cross the hudson
my personal favorite is the sonata in a minor k310
orgo can't buy you chanel

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A Tale Of Two Colleges: Bwog Reviews The 123rd Annual Varsity Show

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" this could go a million different ways i guess we'll just see
"i only shop at Saks
123rd annual varsity show
a tale of two colleges
all the one liners were seriously so fucking hilarious
DSpar
dspar is so extra yikes
Goldberg
gr8 job everyone really
i put more work into this review than i have into any of my finals so far
read Bwog
tom's
varsity show
XOXO

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Call Out: Columbia’s Fake Love For CUMB

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bring back orgo night
columbia admin y u always lyin
fake love fake love
fakest email we've ever read?
rip fun at CU
straight up to our face
straight up to our vase
what's the truth
whats going on

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Shit Our Notes Say: Reading Week Edition

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devil looks like dobby
i can't wait until we start talking about freud in cc
not quite sure what performativity is btw
shit our notes say
we're out here needing to pee but still thinking about bwog pitches
wow

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Bwog Love: That One Person Who Always Likes Our Posts

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bwog love
watch as this person doesn't like this post
when are you free
you were gone for a while and i noticed

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Reminder To Be Wise In A Senior Way

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remember when nestor got a life achievemnt prize
someone said that this was ipso facto well ipso facto me
submit ur senior wisdom noms so i can stalk them on linkedin in private mode
was nestor's life achievement prize stolen from someone else

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Bwoglines: Things That Swirl Into A Void Edition

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at fisrt i thought the speaker was saying that someone went into a bank vault and disappeared
bwoglines
sorry i couldn't find a credible source for my health goth tip on bwoglines
tbh i would schlepp on over to the public bathroom downtown if it means avoiding the general mess that is the john jay bathrooms on a weekend
who here is going to the reapplication to financial aid party to try and get more financial aid

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