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The App That Will Change Your Life

By Bwog Staff on Dec 30, 2012 18 Comments

Several traveling tipsters have reported the awesome new MTA app will make your downtown ventures that much easier. The MTA Subway Time app basically displays the exact same information that’s on the overhead station clocks—the projected train arrival times, including any delays—except on your phone. As the helpful image to the right illustrates, you can see […]

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Join Columbia’s Hottest Social Network

By Bwog Staff on Dec 29, 2012 21 Comments

The next Mark Zuckerberg works in CUIT, and he’s created a social network exclusively for Columbia students. This isn’t your grandmother’s Courseworks, with its “graphical log-in.” This is a cutting-edge social network. Every Columbia student now has a profile (just click on “Profile” under “My Workspace”). Here, you can list “Personal Information” (favorite TV shows, […]

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Find Another Way to Procrastinate

By Bwog Staff on Dec 28, 2012 9 Comments

Update: Spec has returned from its time off/defeated the malware, and is no longer blocked by Google Chrome. At last, your endless cycle of Top Sites surfing is complete again. Apparently not all Columbians appreciate the ideas of “break” and “being away” and keep coming back to check campus news like addicts to an opium den. We […]

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Students Petition for Class on Marxism

By Bwog Staff on Dec 26, 2012 42 Comments

It may come as a shock, but the University of Havana (North) currently offers no philosophy class devoted to our patron saint, Karl Marx. Sure, half of the courses here analyze things “from a Marxist perspective” but there is no class that takes an in-depth look at Marx’s philosophy and its relationship to Hegel’s. But […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 23 Comments

Like the government trying to solve the extremely important problem of the fiscal cliff before the end of the year, Bwog is doing the responsible thing and going on vacation. We sincerely hope that you all have a relaxing break, whether you’re at home, actually on vaca, or hanging out in Morningside. Enjoy your time […]

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…And to All A Good Night’s Sleep

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

For Christmas, Bwog asked (once again) some of our favorite people–who make life easier at the very least more exciting–what they want for non-denominational end-of-the-year/world gift giving. See how you can make them so happy they could puke! Deantini is still hoping for that Ferrari 250 GTO (as last year Santa failed to deliver once again), but, […]

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Actual Wisdom: Peter Awn

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 19 Comments

Our last Actual Wisdom takes a radical leap from professors to other really cool people at Columbia. Dean Peter Awn discusses the merits of monasteries, socks, and gives you your daily dose of soul (music). 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Solon claims you’re not counted happy until you’re in an urn. […]

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‘Bo Gives Christmas Presents Early

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 1 Comments

…in the form of election to a search committee for the next Exec VP for Arts and Sciences aaaand Dean of the Faculty of Arts and Sciences! The fifteen-member committee, chaired by Robert “Bob” Jervis was (about) half chosen by the Policy and Planning Committee of the Arts and Sciences. A majority of members are […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Initial Countdown

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 2 Comments

The hour is nigh. Gird your loins, get out the bong waterpipe and come hide under our covers: it’s (supposed to be) the end of the world, motherfuckers. Bwogline: In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last five years, according to the Mayan calendar (and a really bad action movie) the world […]

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Well, Here We Go

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2012 5 Comments

Drink well, Columbia.

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Actual Wisdom: Nathan Pilkington

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 10 Comments

In our penultimate Actual Wisdom (look out tomorrow night for a super special Dean Wisdom), Nathan Pilkington casually drops his language prowess, explicitly mentions his Southerness, and eschews Columbia lions in favor of another savanna animal. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. To remind Columbia freshmen that they have reached the start […]

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Morningside Almanac: Week Of 12/21

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2012 1 Comments

It’s the last market week of the semester! Go and celebrate your last final/fortify yourself for your last final with hot cider, donuts with massive amounts of sugar, and other market-y, wintry things. The Columbia market is open year-round on Sundays and Thursdays and as always, accepts credit, debit, and EBT. There is food scrap collection […]

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“Liberty, Freedom, Tyranny Is Dead!”: Bwog Reviews KCST’s Julius Caesar

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"cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war"
23 stabs. count 'em. they were all there.
Bwog got a shoutout in the program; thanks KCST!
Bwog got splashed with some blood but we won't penalized the actors for that
et tu Brute?
Julius Caesar
kcst
the ides of March
tw: blood
tw: violence
we just hope the blood washes out....

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Horror Story: Elevator Ride To An Alternate Universe

Sarah Dahl 1

tfw lonely alternate dimension or not
tfw the feeling of creeping nostalgia and dread
tfw there's food in the kitchen
what if we actually already traveled to an alternate dimension when we realized berenstain had "ai" instead of "ei" like we traveled to an alternate dimension but thats all that changed

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Ways To Spook Your Classmates

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have ya'll happened to read the tenets of laveyan satanism? they're pretty interesting
i did not just base this post off of one of my own tweets
letting go is the best thing that has ever happened to me
should i become the devil for halloween? or is that too cliche

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Bwoglines: The E-Activist Edition

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bird
but i just decided to be a vine star
bwoglines
can i even tell the difference between vine stars
i will miss vine
remember that vine where someone is hitting the egg with their head
RIP Vine
that was a bad kanye reference
vine died but the faces of those shitty vine stars will remain forever embedded in my mind

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Bwog’s Costume Closet: Henry Moore’s Reclining Figure

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(not sure how; you'll figure it out)
bonus points if you crabwalk up to prezbo
bwog's costume closet
costume
halloween
we know you haven't started prepping for halloween
you can probably repurpose the metallic bodysuit also

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PSA: All Of Columbia Knows Where You Live

Ross Chapman 4

barnard and GS students for some reason are exempt
columbia directory
here's a halloween story for you
of COURSE prezbo and co don't have their addresses publicly available
who knows why? not us
why is the default option to make it available tho

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Thoughts to Distract You During Class

Elana Rebitzer 0

fall break is so close yet so far
halloween is more stressful than fun at this pointb
professors will notice and may try to scare you awake
protip don't nap in the front row of class
what are you gonna be for halloween? does anybody know yet?

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Bwoglines: Debunking And Creating Conspiracies Edition

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bwoglines
clinton in all black with the cubs hat might be the best image ever
how does one respond to that
imagine if you got a bill from the pentagon for 20000 bucks
milking every last drop out of baseball season tbh
power couple
when bill clinton just creates more drama

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