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Love Me Tenure: Why Bashir Abu-Manneh Left Barnard

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2013 18 Comments

Rejoice! The March 2013 issue of The Blue and White is now on campus. Pick it up in Lerner, Butler, or select residence halls (or find it “online“). To honor our heritage/amorousaffair with our mother magazine, we will continue posting pieces from the upcoming issue. In this feature, mag contributors Naomi Cohen, CC ’15, and Claire Heyison, BC […]
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General Selection Appointment Times Are Up

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2013 3 Comments

Read the title. General Selection, join your peers in the general mediocrity of housing! Make the nerve-wracking choice between Broadway singles and River singles (and then explain about a thousand times where exactly River is and that yes, it is a Columbia dorm)! Relish in the fact that you don’t have to repeat your housing […]
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EventHop: Haitian Celebration

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2013 5 Comments

Last week, an event named “Ayiti Cherie: The Next Chapter,” a celebration of Haitian culture was held at the Diana Event Oval. This was to the delight of Bwog’s sensation, Tamsin Pargiter, who with much elation went to the location for a Haitian vacation to cure her starvation. Here’s the narration: I arrived at the […]
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Chronicles of Existentialism: Bwog’s Door Has No Knob

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2013 3 Comments

“To go wrong in one’s own way is better than to go right in someone else’s.” – Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime & Punishment The door is there. But what is a door without a handle?
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CCSC Election Results

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2013 8 Comments

You guys knew these already, which is why we haven’t posted them yet… We thought letting you forget about CCSC elections for a while would make them more exciting. Anyhow, congratulations again to all the newly elected members! Executive Board: It’s Always Sunny At Columbia (Daphne Chen, Briana Saddler, Bob Sun, Peter Bailinson, Noah Swartz) Senate: Jared […]
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Bwoglines: Drama Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2013 1 Comments

Justin Bieber hopes Anne Frank would have been a belieber. OMG GUISE HES BEING SO SELF-CENTERED EVERYTHING THAT JBIEBZ SAYS IS IMPORTANT (Sun-Times) Microsoft apparently is working on a smart watch. DIDNT APPLE SAY THEY WERE DOING THIS LIKE MONTHS AGO COME ON MICROSOFT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER (Apple Insider) Drug tsar says financial crisis […]
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Registration Sensation

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 6 Comments

In preparation for the beginning of registration tomorrow morning, Bwog’s been noticing some oddities in the Columbia bulletin–missing times for Art Hum classes, the standard lack of Global Core courses (leave suggestions of good ones in the comments, please), and the overwhelming notion that every class is at either T/Th 4:10-6 or M/W 10:10-12.  In […]
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Pre-Freshpeople “R” Us

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 9 Comments

Live music, name tag chains, sauntering parents, and teenaged strangers in your hall bathrooms—it’s Days on Campus part one, people! Part deux is next weekend. Relive your prefrosh misadventures with the full schedule below:  More like dazed on campus, amirite via Wikimedia Commons
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Bwog Meeting Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 3 Comments

Make mistakes at Bacchanal? Just forget about it, because that was so yesterday! You can start over today by going to the Bwog meeting tonight in the SGO on the 5th floor of Lerner at 7 pm. Bring your ideas, your friends, and your fingerless leather gloves à la Hilary Duff in this music video. […]
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DumbledOrchesis

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 3 Comments

Madysen Luebke, a wizard who “just hasn’t gotten her Hogwarts letter yet,” sat down and had the retinal signals of the Spring Orchesis performance relayed to her brain. Although the lack of Harry Potter was greatly disappointing (given the title), the Spring Orchesis performance still delivered a good dose of the headmaster’s charisma the audience […]
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Jessica Fingers Vigil Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 1 Comments

There will be a candlelight vigil to remember Jessica Fingers tonight from 7 pm-9 pm on Low Plaza. A moment of silence will be held, and several people will have prepared statements that will be read. After this, anyone attending who would like to share a few words about Jessica will be asked to come forward […]
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Class Registration Starts Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2013 6 Comments

Don’t worry—we’re freaking out too. Take deep breaths. Build your schedule. ssollolz via Wikimedia Commons 
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So You Want To Hook Up With The Bacchanal Headliner

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  • "artist's rendition"
  • bacchanal
  • forgive me but i didnt kno there could be multiple headliners
  • i'm a festival virgin
  • never use public safety to get laid
  • no top at all
  • this sounds like a lot of work
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Housing Reviews 2017: Furnald

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  • furnald
  • housing reviews 2017
  • it's such a nice dorm
  • lmao the first time i had sex at columbia was in a Furnald room
  • seriously this dorm is so beautiful it's insane
  • the views are so nice too
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Bwoglines: Runaway Edition

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  • can you trust a dude whose first name sounds/looks eerily like his last
  • chris christie really thinks he can get away with it
  • first overheard not from my art history lecture
  • i dropped 36 dollars on facial sunscreen smfh
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Bacchanal As Told By Someone Who Knows Nothing About Bacchanal

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  • adderall
  • alcohol
  • are we pigs
  • bacchanal
  • crossed
  • droooogs
  • drugs
  • faded af
  • ferris
  • fiji
  • fountain pen
  • frats
  • JJs
  • masturbation
  • pen-like
  • penning us in
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A+ Fashion: How Hard Of A Grader Will Your TA Be Based On Their Fashion Choices

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  • actually though grad students are the best
  • anyone else still missing grades??
  • Assistant
  • but i'm not an [insert subject major here]]
  • no offense because it's rad that you're smart enough to do that and allb
  • please be nice to your students
  • Teaching Ass
  • undergrad tas are the WORST
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Housing Reviews 2017: McBain Hall

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  • (that was a really bad joke i'm sorry)
  • and plenty of laundry machines
  • i've never been here but i feel like i know it
  • mcbain
  • more like mousebain amirite
  • peep that computer lab though
  • those chairs look comfy af tho
  • which are v important
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What To Do If The Housing Process Royally Screwed You Over

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  • carman 409B is just the party dingle it has nothing to do with this article
  • housing 2017
  • i talked mostly about dingles in the article but large singles also work
  • if i get shafted in mcbain next year this is literally what im gonna do
  • joanne the scammer type shit
  • shoutout to carman 409
  • shoutout to sean jung for letting me use a picture of his room
  • this is also applicable if you have a shitty roommate
  • y$
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Housing Coverage, Day 4

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  • can't believe spec doesn't have a liveblog this year - they've sunk so low
  • housing 2017
  • the people we feel really bad for are the ones picking tomorrow
  • the real question is who will pick into plimpton

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