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Overseen: Notes That Are More Aggressive Than Passive

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 2 Comments

We all hate Butler campers — and we all are Butler campers. One brave bitch going crazy, though, has had enough with the vicious cycle and the abandoned backpacks. Don’t be scared by the latent rage present, though; the heart at the end means that they really do like you, don’t worry, and they’re not […]

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Bwog in Bed: The Studying before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2012 0 Comments

Bwog would love to greet the morning with you every day during exam period, but we really don’t want to leave our nest of blankets in the Diana bed. Our compromise is to invite you into our cocoon for a few minutes to share some tidbits. Maybe you can return the favor by sending your […]

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Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Tonight’s Actual Wisdom: Gary Okihiro, Comparative Ethnics professor and expert on the Department of Social Formations, humility, and how many times a person can die. 1. Justify your existence in 30 words or fewer. Throughout my over thirty-year career, I’ve had to justify my field of study, comparative ethnic studies, repeatedly. Now I’ve got to […]

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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Update: Deantini just gets cuter and cuter. A tipster reported that along with mini candy canes, he’s sharing some amazingly dorky classic comments. Ex: “We have a class called Lit Hum??? *chuckles at own joke*” and “I don’t have *anything* figured out!” Keep chuckling, good sir. We know that your 10th hour in Butler seems to […]

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How To Write Your Final Paper: Thesis Statement Mad Libs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 6 Comments

Writing papers on three hours of sleep and two shots of espresso is hard, but slaving away in Butler has its benefits–Bwog’s got the composition process almost down to a science. To help you through this finals season, here are some helpful guidelines for getting your thesis statement from your brain onto the page. First […]

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Wednesday Wasted on Water

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Two girls were seen plundering Morton Williams of its supply of Pellegrino sparkling water bottles—but they had one of those tubs you use to move your entire amount of possessions into your room in the fall. Maybe they had just gotten out of a two-seat Lambo and were really thirsty…?

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GonzoBwog: Zumba with DSpar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 8 Comments

Bwog sent Daredevil Dancer Maud Rozee into the heart of Barnard’s dance studio 2 to report on McAC’s highly anticipated “Zumba Study Break with President Spar” event. I had mixed feelings about the idea of Zumbaing with President Spar at first. The sensible part of me asked “why would I want to embarrass myself in […]

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Culinary Contrarian: Chili On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

Culinary Contrarian Colin Stokes has braved the dark corners of the Columbia food scene to dazzle, startle, and entertain us. This time, he ventures into the world of red meat on campus — and it’s not a JJ’s place burger. Read on for the most unexpected of chili sources. When you are pulling an all-dayer […]

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A Song That Just Won’t Die

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 49 Comments

Maybe that will change come 2013, but for now we’re still living in the year of Call Me Maybe and Gangnam Style. So grit your teeth and wring out every last drop of guilty pleasure from “Columbia Style,” by Columbia Style.

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PrezBo, Out of Context

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 4 Comments

For the past few fall semesters, PrezBo has taught a class on free speech. This year, the class focuses on constitutional freedom of speech and press in the United States. Bwog was tipped a neatly chronological selection of the best out-of-context quips from our elegantly coiffured president’s only class. 9/24: “Get your note pads out—in […]

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Baked in Butler: Butler Cafe Pastries Are (Sort of) Delicious

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 3 Comments

In an effort to be of continual service to the Columbia community—and to avoid our collective mound of work—Bwog brings you a series of narrative reviews for the questionably labeled baked goods available at your favorite only Butler dining option: Butler Cafe. (Daniel’s?) Swirled (Cheesecake?) Brownie None of these 1970s Japanese studies are showing up on […]

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Live at Lerner: Study Break!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2012 2 Comments

Live at Lerner is at it again with their cheery attempts to make Lerner–you know–a legitimate student center. Today from noon till 2 pm in the Lerner Piano Lounge they will be having a Study Break replete with cookie decorating, Stressbusters, holiday-themed arts and crafts, and a video of a totally real warm fire. Along […]

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Horror Story: Elevator Ride To An Alternate Universe

Sarah Dahl 1

tfw lonely alternate dimension or not
tfw the feeling of creeping nostalgia and dread
tfw there's food in the kitchen
what if we actually already traveled to an alternate dimension when we realized berenstain had "ai" instead of "ei" like we traveled to an alternate dimension but thats all that changed

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Ways To Spook Your Classmates

Angelica Lagasca 0

have ya'll happened to read the tenets of laveyan satanism? they're pretty interesting
i did not just base this post off of one of my own tweets
letting go is the best thing that has ever happened to me
should i become the devil for halloween? or is that too cliche

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Bwoglines: The E-Activist Edition

Bwog Staff 0

bird
but i just decided to be a vine star
bwoglines
can i even tell the difference between vine stars
i will miss vine
remember that vine where someone is hitting the egg with their head
RIP Vine
that was a bad kanye reference
vine died but the faces of those shitty vine stars will remain forever embedded in my mind

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Bwog’s Costume Closet: Henry Moore’s Reclining Figure

Bwog Staff 0

(not sure how; you'll figure it out)
bonus points if you crabwalk up to prezbo
bwog's costume closet
costume
halloween
we know you haven't started prepping for halloween
you can probably repurpose the metallic bodysuit also

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PSA: All Of Columbia Knows Where You Live

Ross Chapman 4

barnard and GS students for some reason are exempt
columbia directory
here's a halloween story for you
of COURSE prezbo and co don't have their addresses publicly available
who knows why? not us
why is the default option to make it available tho

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Thoughts to Distract You During Class

Elana Rebitzer 0

fall break is so close yet so far
halloween is more stressful than fun at this pointb
professors will notice and may try to scare you awake
protip don't nap in the front row of class
what are you gonna be for halloween? does anybody know yet?

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Bwoglines: Debunking And Creating Conspiracies Edition

Bwog Staff 2

bwoglines
clinton in all black with the cubs hat might be the best image ever
how does one respond to that
imagine if you got a bill from the pentagon for 20000 bucks
milking every last drop out of baseball season tbh
power couple
when bill clinton just creates more drama

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Types Of Midterms: Were You #Shook Or #Blessed This Season?

Alex Tang 1

blessed
dat curve
lookin at you mowsh midterm
midterms build character
next stop - finals
shook
treat yourself
which midterm are you
you better hope it's multiple choice
you go girl

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