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Bucket List: “The Invisible War,” Burma Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2012 0 Comments

Bucket List represents the unbelievable intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. It’s a slow first week to the Bucket List, but feel free to mention any events we may have missed in the comments section and we’ll […]

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Bwoglines: Conspiracy Theorists Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 09, 2012 0 Comments

Embracing the ridiculousness of the birther movement, Obama quips about Hawaiian birth certificates. (NYT) Conspiracies about conspiracy theorists launch conspiracy theories. (MSNBC) Someone was preparing for the apocalypse in a Brooklyn housing project… with an exotic animal zoo? (Gothamist) The government actually is watching you. (Engadget) World conspiracy pyramid via Wikimedia Commons

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SEAS Is Having A Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 1 Comments

Except not the kind with a fun theme/drinking games. According to an email from Provost Coatsworth that was sent to SEAS students yesterday, the obligatory search for an official dean has commenced. While we don’t yet know what this means for Goldean, it turned out well for interim-cum-official Columbia College Deantini. The search party’s timeline is […]

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Choose Your Own Adventure: NYC Tornado

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 11 Comments

Historically, New York has not seen many tornados. (So few so that Bwog had to lookup whether there’s an “e” in the plural. You can go either way.) To celebrate this atypical natural splendor, Alexandra Svokos urges you to Choose Your Own Adventure: A. You are sitting in bed, noshing on some Strawberry Veronas and […]

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We Might Get ’Nadered

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 7 Comments

Update: The view from East Campus is being described as “mad cool,” and “hella terrifying” by residents. The following email was just sent out by Dean Martinez, on behalf of Public Safety: The National Weather Service has issued a tornado watch and predicted severe thunder storms for our area until 9:00pm tonight. All students are asked to […]

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BunsenBwog: A Matter Darkly

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 6 Comments

Each week, amateur astronomer Zach Kagan watches the skies for signs of SCIENCE. We present here this week’s findings—a special offering that highlights the search for dark matter. Dark Matter is a term that’s thrown around a lot when people talk about unsolved mysteries in astrophysics. You’ve probably heard about the stuff, but you may not […]

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How To Form Lifelong Friendships At Columbia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 9 Comments

Approaching a potential new friend at Columbia can be super hard; subtly indicating to that person how cool/smart/funny you are without outright showing them your canon of Will-Arnett-as-Gob impressions can be even harder. Bwog has been there! That’s why we’ve prepared these versatile, easy-to-use mad libs for those Sweet ’16ers who haven’t quite broken the […]

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Like a Bat Into Hell?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 14 Comments

A nocturnal critter of the crime-fighting variety has decided to move in on Wien 10, “living,” as the tipster put it, “happily on the ceiling.” They’ve named the little guy Bruce Wien, probably because the bat is a rich orphan or something. Thanks to DY for the tip

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Bwoglines: Busted Dreams Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2012 4 Comments

Maybe Mitt Romney should just give up now, because apparently the odds of him becoming president are a wee bit slim. (NYMag) A former Croatian tennis star was forced to give up his net dreams due to injuries, but hey, he’s now a student at Columbia Law School. (NYTimes) Is hookup culture a sign that […]

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Yes, Your Stupid Conversation Has Been Eavesdropped

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2012 7 Comments

Submissions are still coming in for our contest, which ends on Sunday. So just keep your mouth shut till then and you won’t be embarrassed. Italians, cover your ears. From Helen K. A group of elitist freshmen monopolizing the Westside cheese aisle: “Mozzarella?! No! That’s peasant food.” Sounds about right, Alex J. Drunk girl counting […]

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WKCR Invades Shea Stadium

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2012 5 Comments

Tomorrow at 8 pm WKCR Offbeat is holding a pretty exciting concert at Shea Stadium (no, not that one) in Brooklyn. Beat bopper Alexandra Svokos sat down with Concert Coordinator Thuto Somo to learn more. Bwog: What was the the Stretch Armstrong & Bobbito show on WKCR in the 1990s like? Has KCR had other concerts like […]

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Spectator Associate Plagiarizes NYT Article

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2012 88 Comments

Update 2: Jade is no longer a Speccie. Spec just updated their editors’ note to add that “we have absolutely no tolerance for plagiarism, and Jade’s relationship with Spectator has been terminated.” Update: Bonacolta’s position, according to Spec’s printed masthead, is currently Arts & Entertainment Associate, which is apparently the 3rd (and lowest) tier of editors […]

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Nobody Knows What Columbia Blue Is

Ross Chapman 11

"pantone 292"
columbia blue isn't real
come on deantini
no one is safe
nothing is real
pantone 29-who
pantone 292 exposed
Pantone 292-faced
rip pantone 292
what are we going to Pantone 29-do
whats going on
your time here is a lie

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In Defense Of: Shopping For Classes

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back to school
bad profs
can't rely on CULPA
classes
coats
don't feel bad
good profs
it's ok
living your best life
macy's
online shopping
prospies
shopping
shopping period
shopping week
shopping week as described in yale's guidebook made me wanna apply
thank god for free shipping and free returns
the best time of your life

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In Defense Of: Not Shopping For Classes

Ross Chapman 0

bwog loves you
classes
don't do it
get what you get
grow up
live your life
no discounts in these streets
shopping
the real world doesn't let you shop
why are you in class from 8:40 to 7:25
why are you signed up for 24 credits
why you always lyin
why you always whinin'
wyd
you can shop if you want

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Bwoglines: Party’s Over Edition

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amish party
bwoglines
dwb wont get shut down ;0
global toaster
global toasting
global warming
heavy topics
narcos is back!
news
prohibition sucks
rush bwog
rush deodorant
the earth is melting

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Field Notes: Baby Bwog Is Growing Up Edition

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Baby Bwog sounds better than Adult Bwog
But how did they get the piano in the house? Is it an outdoor piano?
How are we already tired?
You have to smoke a pipe while reminiscing about Carman (it's The Thing To Do)

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Need To Make An Intro Lecture Fun? Move It To An Event Space

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barnard might actually need that library after all
btw the oval is located on the LL1 of Diana
diana center
how the fuck are you supposed to write your notes though???
just you wait for that harmonica to come out one day
things go to shit during registration: fall 2016 edition
you know miller has a stock of memes on his phone ready for any snarky tweet

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Are Your Professors “Hip” With The “Kids”? (Call For Opening Remarks)

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any prof who references hamilton is definitely trying too hard
any prof who talks about their kids is not trying hard enough
opening remarks
peace in the middle east homes
we're curious to hear what miller says from his new stage
you can also send us your tirades on how shit the new course registration system is

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New Barnard Activities Fair Moved To Thursday

Ross Chapman 0

"very noisy and limited space" aka the whole university
activities fair
barnard
breaking
dean wong
GBB

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