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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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The Morning After

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

It was a pretty dark night for everyone. Well, at least for all these people. Some early risers (or never-actually-went-to-sleep-ers) were greeted with images of the aftermath this morning, Below, glimpses of some secrets Butler didn’t hide fast enough from the light of day.

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Bwoglines: While You Were Power Napping Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 1 Comments

Senator Schumer fought to keep beer cheap. (NYPost) The Empire State building went green. (Reuters) Mr. Normal took France. (Daily Intel) Our part of Broadway got a reality check. (NYT) Procrastinating for your 1 pm final became a whole lot easier. (Buzzfeed) Excuse to meta-link via Dark Night tipster

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A Dark Night For Souls Everywhere

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 55 Comments

You’re miserable. We’re miserable. The guy who’ll have to kick us all out of 210 from 7 to 8 am is preemptively miserable on behalf of everyone involved. As per tradition, we took this dark and dreary night as an opportunity to traipse through Butler and photograph the anguish. Send your own photos of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: David Spencer Seconi

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 56 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: David Spencer Seconi; Rochester (the Roc), NY; Columbia College, History. Claim to Fame: The one I tell my parents: bringing Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to campus my junior year was a wild ride. I raised over $7k and organized a multitude of student groups/faculty/campus security in order to bring him to Lerner Hall […]

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Senior Wisdom: Mario Gabriele

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 17 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Mario Gabriele, London, UK, Columbia College Claim to Fame: My time in Morningside was pretty devoid of fame, though I did stumble into a little infamy while abroad in Nepal. An angry middle-aged villager in the Himalayas is not fond of me…I called him a naughty man in nepali (never say that), he […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacob Rice

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 30 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jacob Rice, Oakland, CA, CC, Theater and Astrophysics Claim to Fame? I think I may be the only person to graduate Columbia with a double major in theater and astrophysics, but most people know me as the loud kid who looks kind of like Andy Samberg. Where are you going? I’m doing a theater […]

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(Honorary) Senior Wisdom: Zach Sims

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 14 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Zach Sims, Old Greenwich (CT), CC Claim to Fame: Dropped out after junior year to found Codecademy, a startup focused on teaching the world to learn to code. We count Mayor Bloomberg and The White House among our 1m+ users. Where are you going? I’m already gone (but our offices are in SoHo so […]

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How To Scream Like You Mean It

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 9 Comments

If you’ve been cooped up in Butler for the past week like we have, you’ve probably forgotten how to use your voice/form words/engage with others. That’s okay. For your sake, and for that of the 2015ers, we’ll repost our comprehensive guide to Columbia’s loudest and most transient school tradition. Finals got you down? Then […]

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Senior Wisdom: Alex Frouman

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2012 47 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Alex Frouman, Larchmont NY, Columbia College, math major, econ concentration Claim to Fame? I might have been your RA, your TA, or your senator Where are you going? I’m volunteering at a school for troubled teens this summer and then going to Oxford for an MPhil in economics on a scholarship—i.e. for free. Three […]

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Check Out The Muslim Protagonist This Saturday

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$free.99
but you're probably a degenerate
bwog is a failed creative writing major
do something productive for once
do u guys remember mist a few weeks ago
not that kind of symposium
psa
the muslim protagonist

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 7

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carnival
godspeed @sophomores
housing woes
if u get shafted u will probably do better in cc bc you'll understand where some of these thinkers are coming from in terms of despair
it's kind of bittersweet when housing ends but you can't expect that high-intensity drama/trauma to last forever
luv you housing staff
this bwogger is bound 4 wien
we have more stickers pls come
we know you're scrutinizing floor plans in gen chem as you read this
we love creeping in the lounge because we know where all our crushes are living next yr before directory is updated
we'll even miss spec being incompetent next to us

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Earth Institute Professors Ruth DeFries And Jeffrey Sachs Named University Professors

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celebrity profs
prezbo
university professors

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Remembering Public Safety Officer Martin Nelles

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columbia public safety
officer nelles
rest in peace

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Bwoglines: Retirement Edition

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2016 shitshow
alpha centauri: farther away than harmony
bwog gift guide
bwoglines
housing
how are ppl who have passes to natl parks different from those who just show up--is there something undemocratic at work here
metta world peace refers to himself as a panda in the third person
robbing banks in brooklyn brb
this is your brain on wien
we're in online selection pray for us fam

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If Hillary Tried Normaling At Columbia

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30 Rock is so applicable here
Like anyone at Columbia is all that 'authentic'
Normaling
Real question: what's up with the EC swiping system?
These actually look kind of believable?
Who's gonna be the dumbass to ask when Hil was on campus?

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 6

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don't also get shafted by reading Spec
don't get shafted in McBain
get some fuck spec stickers today y'all
getting ready for a 300 sq ft room next year
glad some of us don't have to ever deal with housing
mfw some people dropped to online selection
Nu$$baum
tfw barnard supposedly has guaranteed housing but is almost out of rooms

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ESC’s Final Vote

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"I can't believe Bacchanal happened"
bye Caroline!
esc
good stuff
hey we wrote about narcissus in our essay about Paradise Lost
the queen of ESC is dead long live the queen
we can't believe Bacchanal happened eiter
we'll miss you actually

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