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How To Spend Your Next Study Break

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 3 Comments

Today from 4 ’til 8 pm, watch wide-eyed from your street-facing Nussbaum suite as the kinda shitty weather separates Columbia’s free food warriors from the fair-weather free snackers. Häägen-Dazs, purveyor of fancy ice cream and even fancier spellings, will be giving out one free scoop/cone to all those who dare brave the wait. It should go […]

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Donate and Change Hues

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 9 Comments

The slightly-more-suavely named Give and Go Green is happening! Now! Out on College Walk! It will take place today through Friday from noon until 4 pm. They accept “non-perishable food, clothing in good condition, kitchenware, appliances, linens, accessories, books, small furniture, computers, and toiletries,” so bring your stuff on over. Plus, it’s less to store […]

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In Defense of: The In-Class Final

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 21 Comments

As exams begin to wind down, Bwog advocatus diaboli John Sarlitto defends what has been making your life a living hell since Friday: the in-class final. “How many finals do you have?” you might hear someone ask in those heady twilight moments of the semester, before the darkness and the shadows truly set in. A […]

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Putting it Bluntly: Going on a Prospie Tour

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 20 Comments

…on 4/20. Anna Bahr details her journey below. Read this and more in the May issue of The Blue & White, right on the tail of the April issue, on campus this week. As admitted freshman pare down their college choices in late April, arbitrary details become critical factors in the decision making process. Remember […]

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Bwoglines: Respect Your Elders Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 14 Comments

Worrying about childhood obesity may be all the rage now, but the first clinic to treat it opened at Columbia way back in 1930. (Newsweek) Gac Filipac, a custodian at Columbia, spent 20 years taking night morning classes for a Classics degree from GS. On Sunday, he’ll finally graduate—with honors! Then it’s grad school application […]

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Found: Blue iPod Nano

By Bwog Staff on May 08, 2012 0 Comments

Found in one of the couches in the Wallach Sky Lounge. Returned to Hartley Hospitality Desk.

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Senior Wisdom: Jasmine Senior

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 41 Comments

Name, Hometown, School, Major: Jasmine Senior (yes, that’s my last name), Army Brat, Columbia College, Political Science/French and Francophone Studies Claim to Fame? I consistently provide people with free food throughout the academic year. I have also never pulled an all-nighter. In part because my body just won’t let me (probably jinxing myself…) Where are […]

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Masterpieces of Western Television II

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 19 Comments

Your knowledge of the canon of Western Television is incomplete without the second semester. So, Bwog did a bunch of procrastinating studying and finished up the study guide. Rocket Power It was sometimes difficult to watch Otto, Twister, Squid, and Reggie doing extreme sports when all we could do was eat out Honeynut Cheerios on the […]

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Roger That, Security Levels Will Be Raised to Red Level Alpha 7 Charlie Bravo For Obama

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 36 Comments

If you’re planning to attend Barnard Commencement, get ready to be searched/checked/wanded/stripped/violated-in-all-sortsaways. To avoid the possibility of a nightmare scenario, Columbia University Commencement and Barnard College have been working with The White House and the Secret Service in order to ensure the security of POTUS. This means almost every gate, sidewalk, window, and building will be […]

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Chronicles of Existentialism: The Chalk Is a Lie

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 2 Comments

The Dark Night holds many mysteries, not least among them the delibility of chalk. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The following sentence is true. The first sentence in this list is false. Did the chalk last through the night?

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Glorious Mortal Plushy Combat

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 12 Comments

In case you missed the opportunity to achieve immortal kleos at last night’s pillowfight, Bwog invites you to relive the madness with this gratuitous gallery of gory photographs: Two combatants reflect on their conquests: Girl 1: ”OUR PILLOWS ARE STAINED WITH THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO CHALLENGED US” Girl 2: ”But like, actually though….I’m not sleeping on […]

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When a Dorm is Actually a Pig Sty

By Bwog Staff on May 07, 2012 10 Comments

Zuzana Giertlova dons her detective hat and pigs out. Read this and more in the April issue of The Blue & White, on campus this week! Rumor had it there was a pig living in a University-owned building somewhere in the city. The Blue & White took it upon themselves to investigate, and set out […]

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Views From The 6(th Floor of Diana): Barnard In Ruins

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2017 is just salty because it will still be like this when we graduate
barnard
barnard in ruins
drake wouldn't treat us like this
just tryna sunbathe in our lulu on barnard lawn before our 2:40
rip lehman hall
shit is dark
this damn building better be worth it
views from the 6

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Roaree Goes To Space

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but when will he reach actual space
can you send millie to space next
columbia space initiative
fly on to victory and beyond
soar lion soar
take us with you next time roaree
we have a sudden urge to rewatch alladin

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Bwoglines: Finally Making It Happen Edition

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bwoglines
queen bey back at it again
republicans endorsing hillary ... somehow we aren't surprised
what if someone said 'imma let you finish' during a kanye speech. what would happen
wish we could do our reading from the international space station
would prezbo marry someone fifty years younger than him? would suzanne goldberg?

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Freshpeople Housing Reviews 2016: Furnald

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anything is better than carman
anything is worth a single tbh
closest first year dorm to riverside park if you need to do something sus after dark
first years don't even know how lucky they are all these housing options are !!
freshpeople housing reviews 2016
Hotel Furnald
housing 2016
if furnald had a mascot what would it be
singles for singles
the worst thing is the kids who play on furnald lawn every weekend like don't they have local parks??

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Prospie Personalities: Classic Liberal

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(days on) campus archetypes
archetypes
baby daddy
barn(y)ard
barnard
barnard babe
barnard baby daddy
barnard mom (jeans)
bwog loves barnyard
bwog loves the barnard
dad jeans
just barnard things
mom jeans
no with a line through it... yes?
prospie personalities
that one episode of the office where michael gets confused about the no with the line through it
that's us rn
we have enough of you here already
you'll fit in well here

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Bucket List: From The Tunnels Of Columbia To The Forces Of The Universe

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6 AM nights leggo
bucket list
bucketlist
fuck qatar for buying the games
Happy Easter y'all
it's the centennial! celebrate!
Jesus died for our sins so we could go to Columbia without guilt
olympic shames
that title
the last event is contentious
woo!

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Call For Actual Wisdoms!

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actual wisdom
actual wisdoms >>> professor evaluations
bwog
don't give him the ego boost
don't nominate him again
honor thy professors
not senior wisdoms
profs so cool
profs so smart
respect thy elders
sometimes we talk about professors behind their backs but really we love them
talking about profs by their first name is so necessary
they've lived long enough to prefer cheese over oral sex
those end of semester feels

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What Kind Of Athlete Are They?

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baseball cuties are the best
basketball
bwogstalks
bwogstocks
fencing
hotties in dodge... do they exist anymore?
the stalk market
what kind of athlete are they?

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